#Michigander married to a Texan. 4 kids, 🐕, 🐈, 8🐠 . Small biz owner and Lions fan
Joined January 2009
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job’s done ✅
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Elon Musk has taught me that with effort, a strong entreprenueurial spirit, an emerald mine, a lot of exploitation, self-dealing, white privilege, a bad hair transplant, supplemental testosterone, an expired student visa, a charity that gives money to itself, ecstasy, ketamine, weed, cocaine, Ozempic, people loathing you so much they pay you to go away and most of all a sh*tload of government subsidies, you can accomplish whatever you want in America.
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Apr 9
Bullshit! Republicans are gaslighting you to deflect from them giving everything to billionaires!
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Yoooooo... Where are all you "THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OUR GUNS!" fuckers at?
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Trump got the Nobel Peace prize exactly like he got his wife.
A used sloppy seconds .
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So the same crowd who was ok with the baker refusing to make a cake for a same-sex couple is mad at a hotel chain for not allowing ICE agents to stay there?
Funny how that works
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19 Nov 2025
That J6 MAGA domestic terrorist Jake Lang was punched in the face today while leading his racist march in Dearborn, MI
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5 Nov 2025
And still waiting…
5 Nov 2025
This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago.
Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
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5 Nov 2025
I’m a mother.
And I’ve watched as the Republican Party has tried to rip healthcare away from my son for underlying conditions.
I’ve watched as the republican party has taken food benefits and health benefits from children in our country.
I’ve watched as republicans cheer for families who are only here for a better life and to work get ripped apart.
You can shove your fake outrage over this up your ass.
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Interestingly enough, when you add up the totals in the cartoon (327,752,000,000), we would have enough to fund #snap for 3 fucking years, based on FY24 spending.
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22 Oct 2025
Nothing against anyone who enjoys Hamburger Helper because I'm nostalgic for that shit too, but poverty food surging in popularity isn't a flex.
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14 Oct 2025
The president has his whole nussy out 🤣
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11 Sep 2025
Joan Walsh takes "smarmy" Ezra Klein and cowardly MSNBC to task for their coverage of Charlie Kirk's murder. His death was a tragedy, and we should be honest about who he was. thenation.com/article/societ…
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27 Aug 2025
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey on today’s shooting: “And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying….They were in a church. Action, not talk. Absolutely heartbreaking.”
RETWEET if you stand with @MayorFrey!
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5 Aug 2025
Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks
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