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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
“They normally say club AND country. Not club OR country.” #MNUFC GK @SaintC17 bringing up some good points in how @MLS should handle international tournaments moving forward.
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
Video: #MNUFC forward Tani Oluwaseyi shares his “incredible” experiences in playing for Canada in friendlies against top European teams and advancing to third-place game in Copa America this summer. Quote: He wished he finished scoring chances, but left “a better player for it.”
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If you’re surprised, I have a monorail to sell you.
🚨 Jurgen Klopp has rebuffed approach to become USA head coach. Initial contact through intermediaries last week but opportunity politely declined; reiterated to #USMNT bosses former #LFC manager wants break from football @TheAthleticFC post @MiguelDelaney nytimes.com/athletic/5630946…
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Michael Boxall named to the New Zealand Olympic Team.
Your Men’s Football team selected for the Paris 2024 Olympic Games 🌿🖤 Congratulations team 🤝 Under competition regulations, squads are limited to 18 players, at least 15 of which must be 23 and under, with three overage players permitted. #TheFernIsAllOfUs
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
It's not just the lineup. It's the lineup 𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. #LAvMIN | @AllianzLife
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
Notebook: #MNUFC preparing for "really active" summer transfer window. Plus, #Loons add new goalkeeping director Thomas Fawdry, who joins from Barnsley FC. At England club, he worked under Khaled El-Ahmad. Why did Joseph Rosales take PK? And more items. twincities.com/2024/07/05/mi…
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
MLS is a mess and needs to get things sorted out quickly. MNUFC has no MLS game scheduled between 7-20 and 8-24. Should they lose those their 2 League Cup matches they will have nearly four full weeks with nothing on the calendar during prime MN weather. Via @jmarthaler
Analysis: #MNUFC hurt hard by Copa America and MLS' decision to play through it. More from @jmarthaler: startribune.com/analysis-min…
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
6 Jul 2024
Venezuela, how could you?
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
I knew when I agreed with him after the USMNT loss that he would very quickly have one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard to restore balance to the universe, and goodness did he outdo himself.
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In regards to last nights game. It’s me. I’m the idiot. #MNUFC
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Maybe some targets here for the Loons? Could we replace Kervin with another Kervin?
Replying to @KHeneage
Just wrote a couple days ago that I’d like to see him move to MLS. Portugal is definitely a good fit for him, though. It’s so important for this young generation of Costa Ricans to get high quality playing time. youngmls.wordpress.com/2024/…
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
🇬🇪This old man bowing down to greet the Georgian National team arrive in Tbilisi earlier today🥹 Boys securing us years of happiness!❤️ 📸@nakrebi
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
[We] Are Already Dead. #mnufc
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FT: 3-2. Loons led 2-0 in this match. Taylor gives away a penalty and gets turned around on the game winner. Reinforcements are clearly needed. That second half was terrible. #losloons
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Goal Portland. This isn’t getting overturned Rodriguez scores after DJ loses him in the box.
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GOAL OVERTURNED! Portland has the ball in the back of the net, but Rodriguez handled the ball in the build up. Still 2-2.
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Two United Fans✌️🗣 retweeted
30 Jun 2024
It was bound to happen. We always do this.
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Goal Portland 2-2
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