ALT [Gordon Ramsay being lowered down a well] Fuck me [The bucket he's in descends deeper, his voice is echoing now] I'm being lowered down a fucking well. Into the fucking darkness. [He keeps descending, barely audible echoes now] Fucking hell this is deep. Jesus christ

ALT gordon ramsay on kitchen nightmares: where are you getting this egg nog? staff: we milk it fresh from the creature every day gordon: fuck me...they milk it from the creature. this place is going under

ALT gordon ramsey: let’s have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees a little mushroom man eating a rotten cucumber like a banana) fuck me did you know you have a little ghoulie in there. fuck that’s frightening. he’s having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food

ALT (Gordon ramsay finding out the chef is Bigfoot) oh fuck me, the chef's fucking Bigfoot. for fucks saaake