vaccinated, work with I/DD, father, writer, gamer, Ravendor, SHIELD Agent 420, he/him, morally bankrupt, emotionally exhausted, sempiternally spent $picopeeko
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Today i was at a Japanese store when I half-heard an elderly man ask the cashier something. She replied, “I’m a good interviewer.” When they left, I asked, “did he ask how you get the job as a white woman?”
She nodded and commented about racism. I commiserated w/ “boomers.”
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14 Aug 2025
I just figured out how i need @RobSchrab to revisit SCUD. Instead of just writing a sequel/prequel or side stories, take the isekai route. Jeff from Community is transported into the SCUD universe and is now SCUD but while he’s in to video gaming, he doesn’t know the SCUDverse.
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29 Apr 2025
The only AI we need is a wholly emotionally and empathetically accurate Mr. Rogers AI that the GOP listens to like its god.
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Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
10 Feb 2025
@pornhub i have an idea for a Half Time show next year
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20 Apr 2025
Is something wrong with @LEGO_Group us website? Tried to order some sets but neither way worked (apple pay, card info directly added)
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28 Mar 2025
I have to get up at 6:15 to call @aboutKP then the fucks haven’t even released appts at 6:30 like they’re supposed to so i have to call back every fifteen minutes. This is fucking stupid.
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9 Mar 2025
Question: 1f 1 square foot is 144 square inches, why does this not get called 12 square feet? And if 1 square foot =/= 144 square inches, please eili5. I did great in college math but fuck.
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Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
24 Feb 2025
Morning mantra:
Local elected officials are the first line of defense against Trump.
Local elected officials are the first line of defense against Trump.
Local elected officials are the first line of defense against Trump.
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21 Feb 2025
Saw jeep’s new cash grab, sold my stellantis stock and bought more spdr
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Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
12 Feb 2025
Selling 1000 shares in my future decision making on @ebay: all major decisions will take into account shareholders’ votes and as long as there is a quorum of 600 votes, shareholders’s votes will be binding for life choices.
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13 Feb 2025
Perfect. Dangerous driving conditions and a keychain set i so want.
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Urbane Cole From Hell retweeted
7 Feb 2025
@NorwayAmbUSA question: what crime would get me a year in prison there but not get me banned from returning to Norway? Just in case i ever need an extended vacation and competent healthcare as an American?
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9 Feb 2025
Theyre disassembling the government so that they can privatize everything and make more money off the american people.
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3 Feb 2025
I hope that when you are alone, late at night, and have little but your thoughts they dwell on nought but me.
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30 Jan 2025
Bloody starbucks dude “the blonde is espresso!"
No it’s fucking not!
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