Pronouns: C.Fla/Sucks - Saving your ass from crushing death, one policy at a time. In The With.
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BREAKING: QB Brendan Sorsby and Texas Tech are mutually parting ways, @PeteNakos reports.
Sorsby will not play College Football in 2026.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 4-star QB Kevin Verpaele has decommitted from Pitt, @SWiltfong_ reports.
Read: on3.com/rivals/news/four-sta…
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Central Florida Stadium Collapse Insurance retweeted
Jun 9
ALT #sorsby #brendan #texastech #ncaa #collegefootball #cfb #sports
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Very light shaking was felt across Florida today as an earthquake struck off the coast of Cuba. While most tall structures in Florida swayed slightly, some stadiums in the Oviedo area were not as fortunate.
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Every day that I wake up NOT being a Central Florida Golden Knights fan is a good day, in my book.
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You all know that @TerryMohajirAD has putting in the work in crypto for a while now, and it’s been paying off. To celebrate, he just bought a pallet of duct tape (on credit) to try and fix the stadium! Huge shoutout to his coach @SharkBoyMax1 for all his guidance and support.
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This is so embarrassing for the @Big12Conference - what a clown show going on in Oviedo 😂🤡😂🤡
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lol what a fucking clown. No wonder c sucks.
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Once they realized the motel 6 night manager theme park janitorial institute made it, they realized they’d lost their way and blew the whole thing up.
Thanks for ruining it, jackasses 😅
Wow.
After chasing this designation for years- one of the largest goals of President Cartwright’s tenure- it was all for nothing
Orlando Sentinel reports UCF will get NOTHING from this status, after the Florida house cut all funding to the program
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LOL Ron Desantis completely forgot c florida exists.
May 25
Road to Omaha — FSU and UF are hosting regionals for the NCAA baseball tournament. Miami is in the Gainesville regional.
I hope at least one Florida school makes it to the College World Series!
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ECU grads usually end up pumping gas so this tracks….
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God's Helmet is BACK, y'all!
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FYI this is a picture of a doctor.
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Update: c fla continues to be broke.
May 12
Recruiting expenses across all sports; FY 2024-25 per EADA data (and currently available MFSR reports from public schools in parentheses... mostly minimal discrepancies, except Tennessee.)
Clear how USC/Miami have surged in signing top level recruiting classes.
Also, who had Butler in the top 15 recruiting spenders on their bingo card?
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This just in - USF is killing it and C Florida is broke AF. Less revenue than a lowly G6 team?? Bwahahahahah. Get your money up, povs.
May 11
New EADA Grand Total Revenue for FY 2025 (ALL FBS schools, Military Academies don't report);
1-10
Texas $ 343.1
Ohio St. $ 295.3
Notre Dame $ 289.6
Tennessee $ 285.4
Penn St. $ 254.4
Alabama $ 244.6
Michigan $ 236.4
Texas A&M $ 235.5
Oklahoma $ 234.4
USC $ 234.0
11-20
Georgia $ 233.5
Miami (FL) $ 230.5
LSU $ 223.4
Nebraska $ 205.8
Auburn $ 205.3
South Carolina $ 204.6
Florida $ 199.2
Arkansas $ 195.9
Stanford $ 192.8
Florida St. $ 192.7
21-30
Wisconsin $ 190.5
Kentucky $ 186.6
Clemson $ 186.1
Indiana $ 182.1
Duke $ 181.6
Missouri $ 181.1
North Carolina $ 180.8
Iowa $ 180.0
**Washington $ 178.4
Illinois $ 174.6
31-40
Kansas $ 173.7
UCLA $ 173.4
California $ 173.1
Rutgers $ 171.7
Ole Miss $ 171.1
**Oregon $ 167.1
Colorado $ 161.7
Michigan St. $ 160.7
Mississippi St. $ 157.3
Minnesota $ 156.8
41-50
TCU $ 156.0
Louisville $ 155.9
Oklahoma St. $ 153.7
**BYU $ 153.4
Virginia Tech $ 151.6
Pittsburgh $ 151.3
Virginia $ 150.6
Purdue $ 150.5
^^SMU $ 150.2
Arizona St. $ 149.3
51-60
Vanderbilt $ 146.4
Baylor $ 144.1
Boston College $ 142.1
Georgia Tech $ 140.4
NC State $ 135.8
Arizona $ 132.7
Northwestern $ 131.8
Texas Tech $ 128.8
Maryland $ 128.7
Utah $ 125.2
61-70
USF $ 122.1
Syracuse $ 120.8
**Cincinnati $ 119.3
West Virginia $ 117.4
Wake Forest $ 114.6
**UCF $ 108.9
Oregon St. $ 104.8
Iowa St. $ 103.9
Kansas St. $ 103.0
**Houston $ 100.1
71-80
UConn $ 97.1
San Diego St. $ 89.8
Boise St. $ 89.7
Washington St. $ 82.2
UNLV $ 77.3
Temple $ 71.2
Rice $ 70.4
James Madison $ 68.4
East Carolina $ 68.0
Tulane $ 66.2
81-90
Memphis $ 65.9
Delaware $ 65.5
Fresno St. $ 63.4
Liberty $ 62.1
New Mexico $ 61.1
Tulsa $ 59.8
North Texas $ 58.1
UMass $ 57.7
Colorado St. $ 55.8
Charlotte $ 55.0
91-100
UTSA $ 54.4
Hawaii $ 53.8
Nevada $ 53.2
Old Dominion $ 53.2
Texas St. $ 52.2
Wyoming $ 50.4
Buffalo $ 50.0
Fla. Atlantic $ 49.3
Utah St. $ 48.3
Coastal Carolina $ 47.0
101-110
Marshall $ 47.0
Sacramento St $ 46.3
App State $ 44.9
UAB $ 43.9
Western Mich. $ 43.7
Louisiana $ 42.9
San Jose St. $ 42.9
FIU $ 42.4
Kennesaw St. $ 42.3
Miami (OH) $ 41.2
111-120
Georgia St. $ 40.0
Middle Tenn. $ 40.0
Troy $ 39.7
Toledo $ 39.5
Eastern Mich. $ 38.9
Central Mich. $ 38.5
Ga. Southern $ 38.1
Kent St. $ 37.2
New Mexico St. $ 37.1
Bowling Green $ 35.3
121-130
North Dakota St $ 34.8
Jacksonville St. $ 34.6
NIU $ 34.3
Louisiana Tech $ 34.0
Arkansas St. $ 33.8
Akron $ 33.6
Ohio $ 33.0
South Alabama $ 32.6
UTEP $ 32.4
Sam Houston $ 32.0
131-135
Southern Miss. $ 31.9
Western Ky. $ 31.3
Ball St. $ 30.3
Missouri St. $ 28.1
ULM $ 20.6
** “Half-share” payouts from conference distributions
^^ SMU receives no media contract portion in their conference distributions
^^^^ALL schools (public & PRIVATE) are required to self-report these EADA (US Dept of Education) figures each year. Other revenue figures obtained from public school's financial and tax documents (FOIA requests) may vary for some schools. However, this EADA database is worthwhile to report since it is standardized and includes all private schools as well.
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Crossing swords is a c Florida tradition in men’s rooms all across campus
Will the Cross ⚔️ Swords ever catch on and become a tradition at UCF?
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For the Motherland! For USF!
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Long live Brian Hartline, the invincible weapon of college football across the entire country 🫡
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You don’t need a passport to go to PR, c fla genius
Apr 18
Sick! Just renewed my passport too
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