Professional NP. Amateur homosexual. Anti-Hero. Feminist. Z72.52. He/Him/His. 🏳️🌈 NYC
Joined July 2013
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27 Jul 2019
It’s a special moment when a patient that frequented the ER you used to work at recognizes you on the street and tells you to go fuck yourself. It’s nice to be remembered.
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Flushed my mood stabilizers, because my mood was stable.
Chat. I regret to inform you, It’s no longer stable.
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Jun 12
Remember. It’s never too late to develop a substance abuse problem :)
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Jun 11
I’ve been so horny lately but at the same time not wanting to be near a man 🥴
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Jun 11
The vibes in New York rn
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Jun 11
When Taylor said we have to be showgirls, but I really just want to be a tortured poet
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Jun 11
Drunk Tay is an absolute menace to Drew and I love it
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Jun 9
My neighbors reported me for loudly singing show tunes and Disney songs. During pride month? BFFR
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Jun 3
I was given a regular Coke instead of a @DietCoke, and it was an absolute horrific and jarring experience. I’m shaking you guys.
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Jun 2
The most inconsiderate person you will ever encounter on a sidewalk is a white lady with a stroller
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Jun 2
RT @CourtneySong_: Obviously I love all Swifties, but some of us have been here since 06 and Debut means something totally different to me.…
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Jun 1
OMG. @Apple count your MF days. Almost got a no call, no show, because all THREE of my alarms didn’t go off. #AppleAlarms
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May 30
Gen Z has made Epic group chats, my favorite form of social media.
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May 29
As a night shifter: when the surgery teams start moving in herds, that’s my cue that it’s time to go.
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May 28
Isn’t Sniffies banned on Staten Island?
May 28
I am ready to have sex with an Italian man
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May 28
Genuinely. Why the FUCK are rugs so goddamn expensive?!?!?
Like I get it now, why my mom would have a meltdown if I ever spilled anything.
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May 25
Bar tender *after my 3rd double Titos/Soda*: “I might have put sprite, I can change if you want”
Me: “you could have put toilet water and vodka and I’d have no idea, I’ll keep it”
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