please @rodarmor make my runes bag pump one last time so i can exit this shit and never look back

most unhinged political decision against software in the history of computing the US just turned off the best AI on the planet for the whole world with one directive sentence i never expected to write: china might be our last hope here

spent years being told decentralization was a solution looking for a problem the problem: the us govt can switch off the best software on earth on a friday afternoon and there is nothing you, a citizen, or even Anthropic can do about it ah. there it is. the problem

billionaire scrap metal guy buying NodeMonkes and lobbying @opensea for ordinals support sir this is supposed to be a dead ecosystem the rotation never changes: blue chips → history → rarity #sub1k Bitcoin Shrooms and #sub100k BTC Machines is where i'm waiting not financial advice, just pattern recognition

WHO DID THIS NOW?😭 Someone built a dirt bike game that lets you ride across the ups and downs of any stock chart.

I just found an exploit on fable using Hyperliquid. it's over.

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use. Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

May you rest in peace GANSY @RareSatSociety 🤍

Had the chance to meet Gansy in Amsterdam in ’23 and have been talking with him regularly ever since in the @btcordinal server. I’m super sad. The Ordinals ecosystem just lost one of the realest Gs. RIP Gansy. You won’t be forgotten. I’ll miss you. ❤️

let me give a proper explanation on how this shit works because seeing a lot of fake news when you see these insane candles happening on random tokens like LAB, RAVE, Momentum etc it’s because of a group of people do what is called “active market making” almost all of these “active market makers” are based in China/Asia. many claim to be able to achieve results like RAVE and LAB but few can actually properly deliver typically these AMMs will either approach projects prior to launch or after launch (if certain conditions can be met). but scammy projects also look to approach them the deal is usually that the AMM will put up the capital needed to push the token to the insane highs you see, and in return for the project letting the AMM “crime” their token they split whatever the profits are once the crime is complete so how does the crime work and how do the people involve profit? the first thing you’ll notice is that all these tokens have perp listings (usually binance perps) but very few spot listings this is intentional. the first major requirement for this crime to happen is absolute control of the spot supply of the token by that I mean the team/insiders need to control basically the entirety of the float. RaveDAO for instance, insiders were estimated to control over 98% of the spot supply this is vital because spot supply that isn’t controlled by insiders can be sold into the spot price being driven up by perps. to help prevent this is another reason why tokens with basically no spot listings or liquidity are chosen. if there is a lot of spot supply ready to be dumped on the AMM then it could bankrupt them, meaning the crime has failed as it is their capital at risk, AMMs are even asking projects to put them on all the multisigs for the token supply, to ensure that nothing can be dumped while the crime is happening so once supply is completely controlled then what? these AMMs don’t just commit the crime from one or two binance accounts. the accounts would likely be frozen instantly. instead they have 1000s of KYC’d accounts which operate in unison to drive the perp price up because no one has supply to sell, there isn’t any other way to drive the price back down except to short but this is where they get you the AMM can squeeze any short placed, as every shorter will have their breaking point. either their own tolerance or a liquidation point. every short that gets liquidated or stopped out is profit for the AMM add onto the fire that because of huge dislocations between underlying and perp price, you get some insane funding rates. as I write this LAB is -1% an hour shorts pays longs (over 8000% a year). this makes it even harder for shorts to hold their position, plus the AMM is making bank on their long positions funding BriskCapital is right when he says they wouldn’t have let him win with this size of a short position, especially publicly. his mistake was trying to short it in the first place, which is exactly what the AMMs want you to do. where do you think the 7 figs he lost went to? then whenever they decide the crime is complete they pull the rug and you see the collapse candle to zero. because they are the only entity holding the bid up, they have complete control over when and how the price collapses (meaning they can also likely join in on the short) my advice is to not touch these tokens. if you want to feel something just buy a small amount for fun. definitely do not buy anything sizeable, do not make any trades on leverage and DO NOT SHORT you are trying to compete against an entity that has complete control over where price goes

🔥 Introducing Ordinals Rankings and Rarity🔥 1. Rankings Ordinals collections with traits now have rankings, For a 10k collection Rank #1 is the rarest and Rank #10000 is the least rare. Rank is computed using the standard NFT trait-rarity formula: for every trait an inscription has, we calculate how rare that specific trait value is (a 1-of-100 trait is much rarer than a 1-of-5,000 trait), then sum those rarity weights into a single score. The inscription with the highest score gets Rank #1, and so on down the line. Inscriptions with many rare traits naturally rank higher than ones with mostly common traits. 2. Rarity Inscriptions in trait collections are now classified into six tiers based on where they land in the rarity ranking: Exotic — top 1% of the collection Legendary — top 5% Epic — top 15% Rare — top 25% Uncommon — top 50% Common — everything else For example, in a 10,000-item collection the 100 rarest inscriptions are Exotic, the next 400 are Legendary, and so on. Individual traits get the same six tiers based on how common the trait value is in the collection (e.g., a trait shared by only 0.5% of items is an Exotic trait). You can now sort any trait collection by rarest-first or most-common-first, and filter by tier — both available on desktop and mobile. 3. Global Inscription Details Anywhere you see an inscription on Ordinals Wallet, you can now click to open a popup with everything about that NFT: image, traits with rarity percentages, overall rank and tier, current listing price, buy/list/transfer/delist actions, transaction history (including the last sale with clickable buyer and seller addresses), and the full details panel. No more leaving the page just to check an inscription.

509 tape : my favorite @btcordinal artefact For the OGs, who remember when BTC Machine was the coolest web3 brand in the world

StarCraft (1998)

100 partners in 48 hours proves the market was starving for a fair partnership model. This is how @ord_net shift the narrative from extraction to true support. x.com/ord_net/status/2050625…

We have officially become a @ord_net partnered creator. Our goal is to keep building and nurturing the ordinals industry through our community and assets. BTC Machine, through it's people, has helped shape Ordinals since it's creation, and we are here to stay. Buy Machines (And all other ecosystem assets 🤖) BEEP BOOP ord.net/collection/btc-machi…

someone is positioning for next ordinal cycle and just swept 6 #sub100k BTC Machines meanwhile, @btcordinal is bringing @satoriammorpg in 3D : x.com/btcordinal/status/2049… Machines & $ZBIT have been bleeding for a year… this is usually where reversals start i like it here

BTC Machines are live on @lifofifo ord.net! THANK YOU for you for restlessly contributing to our ecosystem! Trade Machines here: ord.net/collection/btc-machi… You can search all other BTC collections, missing a few, working on it! THANK YOU @Crypt0Battousa1 for the help

It’s just the way it is when I enter the chat @btcordinal Welcome home #Machine

With enough autism, you can build anything! We present you, SATORIA on @Roblox This will launch with BUNKER 57. We will grow from there! SATORIA will now be a fully Open 3D world. Everything you see is built from scratch by one retarded kid with too much MMO passion. Believe it or not, building 3D is easier than 2D, by a LOT. Hope you guys enjoy 🔥🤖 Beep Boop

17 virus sweep on @Satflow 🦠 run it back, low inscriptions matter 💎 #spreadthevirus