The number one narrative pusher of Houston athletics.
Joined November 2023
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21 Sep 2025
Texans suck, Astros aren’t making the playoffs.
Conner Weigman, you’re our only hope
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The German team is flying Breeze?! 💀
🚨The German national team getting screened by security ahead of their flight to Houston for the game tomorrow. ✈️🇩🇪
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“Pulisic” with Yamal, Beckham, and Ronaldo 😭
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this rotation is unmatched. get 1 of 9 cups when u order the FIFA World Cup™ Meal
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I’m currently loving the European cope after the U.S. gave Paraguay back shots for 90 minutes
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Astros: Imai, we gave you a nine run lead in the first! You aren’t gonna blow it, right?
Imai:
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Phone on permanent DnD now
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My debit card every time it sees a new Valorant skin in the shop
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USA vs Mexican jersey selection at Dick’s in Houston
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Me liking every tweet shitting on Texas Tech and Sorsby
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I just realized a Houston grad helped Brendan Sorsby get eligibility…
Are we to blame?
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i love houston athletics retweeted
May 30
#1 QB room in the State of Texas.
Go Coogs
May 30
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Thoughts on this Coogs??
May 26
Lamar coach Will Davis has been hired as the next baseball coach at Houston. Team is being told right this moment.
Davis, 41, receives a 5-year deal.
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May 26
I wanted to thank everyone for putting up with my takes, jokes, and trolls over the past few years.
Thank you for the memories and for changing my life in ways you’ll never know.
You guys will always have a special place in my heart.
prf signing off for good ✌️🖤
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