University of Michigan Alum. Clairo Enthusiast. Hater of prevent defense. Reliaquest Bowl survivor. Fan of the gimmick. Parody.

Joined October 2018
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Every time I watch Yaxel I kick my legs up and start giggling like a schoolgirl
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Looking to add a couple people to a casual michigan chat - lots of jokes - most topics, not just uofm Comment if you want in
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After a great camp and conversation I am Blessed to receive my first division 1 offer from @UMichFootball #agtg
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How bout y’all leave Harper in good hands with Detroit then
The Spurs remain committed to De’Aaron Fox as their franchise point guard, per @WindhorstESPN (h/t @RealGM )
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Put De’Aaron Fox’s brain in a cat and it’ll moo
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GIO REYNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Balogun golden boot betters make some noise
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This Pochettino ball man… moving me
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GOLOOOOOOO
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CHRIS RICHARDS BACK TURN ME TF UPPPPPPP
Your XI for Match #1 at the @FIFAWorldCup. #USMNT x The @HomeDepot
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Dawg Zlatan HATES Alexi lmfaooo fox just needs to cut him man he’s actively ruining their brand
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Omg bro Canada’s strikers are actual fucking dogshit 😭😭😭
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDADDYYAXHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Interesting name that isn’t on this list hmmmm
BREAKING: Nikita Kucherov has won the Hart Trophy, as the most valuable player to his team. Full voting table as selected by the PHWA. #GoBolts #NHLAwards
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Lyle Foster saw Tyla watching and decided the lights were too bright
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The anti-Jordan Poole
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Fuckk I need that yax in me right now
Locked in with @ChipotleTweets 🤝🏽
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World Cup starts in under 2 hours
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Sports are so cooked lmfao
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NEW: Texas AG Ken Paxton sent a formal letter to Big 12 officials threatening legal action if the conference moves to sanction Texas Tech over its support of QB Brendan Sorsby. (via @PeteNakos) on3.com/news/big-12-threaten…
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Wemby: “Pass me the ball!” Harper: “I’m efficient tonight! Let me shoot!” De’Aaron Fox:
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Insane comeback dawg
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