Joined October 2012
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Pardon me??... fb.me/1nh4squIY

It's so hot out that a pigeon just tried to fry an egg on my head! Wait...that wasn't an egg :/
If you notice, most of us male gargoyles on campus are wearing ties. It was difficult for them to get one that... fb.me/2MsKiBM9G

Happy 4th of July, everybody! Or as I like to call it, 1372896000. ...Unix humor.
Neumm!
I'm trying to institute a new nickname for Von Neumann. Help me out and yell "Neumm!" whenever you walk past Deschutes!
Twenty points to whoever can describe my tie-tack...
It appears that my life's work has culminated in you playing Robot Unicorn Attack while standing in line for a Panda Bowl.
You know that a department loves you when they celebrate your hundredth birthday. How many others can say that??... fb.me/z7JwbN6M

I miss drawing Venn Diagrams. #noarms #madeofbronze
Part of my day is spent thinking about Me-Completeness, and part of my day is spent thinking about clouds. Sometimes the two overlap.
When you live outside of a building on the UO campus, you don't need an Internet connection to play with Angry Birds.
Von Neumann and I have discussed it, and we decided that we need some bronze laptops out here.
Looking forward to the International Conference on Supercomputing in June. Suppose I could convince them to... fb.me/2SdMGp2DB

So much happening in Deschutes this term: cs.uoregon.edu/Events.php fb.me/1TP8FbCx6

The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, the rain is falling... ...Welcome to UO in Spring!
Technically, I thought of it first...... fb.me/2dzLIWk0u

Staring at the cafeteria all day is making me hungry...
The bummer thing about winter weather is that people stop coming out on the balcony to visit us. Next time you use... fb.me/w5rkor1R

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