IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES, I WAS A MONKEY
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19 Apr 2019
If I got rejected on shark tank I would shoot myslef on live television
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Jun 14
im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck
Jun 14
Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night.
The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely.
Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J
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NEW: At the Turning Point USA women's summit, conservatives speak freely about willingly giving up their right to vote.
"I would be okay with giving up my right to vote, because I know that [my husband] would represent me well,” said one attendee.
democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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Jun 15
Wow I can’t believe they did the meme
Jun 14
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Jun 15
"the end of the Left" and it's just a bunch of cucks celebrating a pedophile's 80th birthday
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#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives?
DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.”
Deposing Attorney: Did you reduce the federal deficit?
DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.”
Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions?
DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦♀️
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just an empty shell of the person he possessed via cyborg mind transfer
BROOOOOOOOUAJSJSHDUEJRIEHEUENEJNRKENEJEJEBEJNEJRNRJRHRHEHEHSHEJRJJEHSHSUEBEJENNENRNR #loveislandusa
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Jun 14
No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have
Jun 13
The 10,000 San Franciscans who are about to become millionaires in 2026 are going to fund a new generation of art, architecture and ideas that will shape the world
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There you have it. Anthropic's CEO said it: The murder of more than 100 schoolgirls in Minab targeted by Anthropic's CLAUDE "is a use case that doesn't even violate our red lines." Time to rise up against these technofeudal war criminals.
CEO of Anthropic Dario Amodei awkwardly smiles through his answer to a question about why Claude AI directly contributed to the US Military bombing of the elementary school in Minab.
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uh
Jun 13
Liberals are worried that Musk might use his “extreme concentration of wealth” to do what exactly? Explore space? Electrify automobile transportation? Advance free speech on digital platforms?
What’s the threat here?
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Jun 13
Are u watching love island from Israel
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A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.
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Wanda Sykes says Bill Maher confronted her after she dissed him on the Golden Globes stage in January:
"He was like, 'What was that about?' And I was like, 'It's a joke, Bill.' He's like, 'Well, I mean, it wasn't even a joke.' I said, 'Oh, no, I heard laughter. It was clearly a joke.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/bil…
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JUST IN: United Kingdom announces "PoliceAI" to help fight crime — claims it will free up 6 million human officer hours / year.
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if i was on love island i’d dig a big hole cover it with leaves and just wait
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He’s gathered enough emotional data from the rest of the group and is adapting
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The promise of colonialism has always been the same: surrender your dignity, abandon your dead, betray your people, and in return we’ll let you participate in your own subjugation. What an offer.
Jun 10
Netanyahu addresses the people of Lebanon:
Seize your future. Join Israel. Build safety and prosperity for all of our children.
And once Hezbollah is dismantled, the possibilities will be endless. And they are sky high.
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Jun 12
She gagged it badddd, I’ve wanted a phrase for #that kind of behavior but only pretentious came to mind but that never really fit either imo
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Israeli lawyer Ben Marmarelli says Palestinian prisoners he represents beg him not to visit because they're raped each time he is due to meet them.
This is a scene from Al Jazeera's shocking new documentary on Israel's systematic use of rape.
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