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27 Feb 2018
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.
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27 Feb 2018
"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book"
Book: "she was born in 1978"
Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"
27 Feb 2018
Remember in school when u were sitting in class and contemplating on asking to go to the bathroom so u can kill some time during that class but some asshole raised his hand and beat u to it so now u have to wait at least 15 minutes after he came back to ask? Ya fuck those moments
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22 Feb 2018
life was fun but can you imagine giving a valentine to everyone in college?
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22 Feb 2018
My Ceiling Fan has three settings:
-Very Slow
-Slow
-Im about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
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21 Feb 2018
when i use the 😗 emoji it’s not a kiss it’s this:
21 Feb 2018
why did nobody warn me about the part of adulthood that’s just looking back at your childhood and realizing how much Trauma you actually Endured
20 Feb 2018
I didn't choose the 4.0 life. The 4.0 life didn't choose me either
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19 Feb 2018
monday’s are for the homework you could have done over the weekend but decided to procrastinate
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19 Feb 2018
College: where you skip class to study for that class
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