I’m the best at space.

Joined June 2018
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In space, no one can hear unconstitutionally caged immigrant children scream.
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Remember when Thanos came to Earth IRL? No? That’s right, you don’t. You’re fuckin welcome.
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Lol y’all really think the Jeff Bezos that went up to space is the same one that came back down? Lmao ok fam
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Trump can finally GTFO back to his homeworld now and take Ivanka with him.
So we Guardians now, when do I get my Ghost? I main Titan.
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Oh shit we got the studio shot out by agent orange
I don’t make the space rules...
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Goldar’s proposal to Lord Zedd was probably in my top 5 favorite episodes.
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HHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHABAHABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
8 Jun 2020
US Military Could Lose Space Force Trademark to Netflix Series buff.ly/2AfA938
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Real talk tho who tryna come to Space New Mexico with us?
Another great NewSpace New Mexico T5, even though virtual! Thanks to US Space Force, Defense Innovation Unit, and Air Force Research Laboratory presenters on the State of the Space Industrial Base! #newspacenewmexico #newspace #space #newmexicospace #community
FR underappreciated tweet of the year right here you kno how hard it was to pose with this big dinosaur dude hoggin all the good good?
Ayyy about to get space blitzed with this chill AF alien dude I found on Manafort’s space station 🤫🤫🤤
US Space Force retweeted
Fyre Festival 2099 right here
Replying to @USASpaceForce_
NGL tho we got bitchy giant beetles that throw hands. No social distancing at least!
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Sick of the #Quarantine? Yo come to space we don’t have the virus up here
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NGL tho we got bitchy giant beetles that throw hands. No social distancing at least!
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FINALLY our 100% ACCURATE origin story and biography will be told!
Wait, who's in charge of what now? Steve Carell, welcome to Space Force. May 29th.
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Wait people are paying attention to me again? Lmao ayyy what’s the distraction for now?
19 Feb 2019
President Trump is expected to sign a new policy directive laying out his administration's long-awaited plans for establishing a Space Force cnn.it/2SLcDTH
Real talk no one cares about me anymore, right?
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Yo Michael Scott got a show comin out about us that’s wild #SpaceForce
Ayyy about to get space blitzed with this chill AF alien dude I found on Manafort’s space station 🤫🤫🤤
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