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Jun 14
THANK YOU MR. SECRETARY. TOTAL GRAFFITI ARTIST DEATH. THROW GRAFFITI ARTISTS OFF OF BRIDGES. IMMERSE GRAFFITI ARTISTS IN ACID. DRILL HOLES INTO GRAFFITI ARTISTSโ BRAINS. DANGLE GRAFFITI ARTISTS OVER CROCODILE PITS. SEND GRAFFITI ARTISTS TO GITMO. INFECT GRAFFITI ARTISTS WITH HIV.
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Jun 13
Chris Hansen working as a bathroom attendant:
"Take a shit"
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Jun 13
โPlease abduct me Mr. Alien!โ
โFuck off niggerโ
Jun 12
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing Iโd ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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Jun 13
I get so angry when I see fat people in public sometimes
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There is no bond like that of a fat guy and his beloved Diet Coke
George Lucas and his beloved Diet Coke
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I get dopamine when I see xitter notifications and I have no other social life outside of this site
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Jun 13
Itโs too easy to poison the algorithm now a days. Click on one video or like something that you usually wouldnโt and now itโs all youโll see for the next few days. I feel like an indignant lab rat complaining about this.
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Jun 11
Male suicide rate could be reduced with shallow compliments and fake niceness (formerly known as manners) instead of an incessant need to "humble" others
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Jun 11
Artwork by artist Evgeny Rachev
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Jun 11
I'll tell ya, I've always had trouble with women. My friend said he knew the perfect girl for me so he would set up a blind date, when I arrived I saw that she was blind.
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Jun 11
Some pictures from La Rochefoucauld. Quite a nice town with a beautiful chรขteau
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