California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

Joined April 2009
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Looks kind of devilish 😈
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My sourdough starter at 11:30pm last night:
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Good morning ☀️
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It’s Friday night 🎉🎉🎉 who’s having fun?
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🚨 WOW! Spencer Pratt just dropped this after they stole the LA mayoral election from him — he’s about to drop BOMBSHELLS he was saving for the general election! “We have some recordings of one of your insulting candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame.” 🤯 “I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice, and then you get to see it.” “You think you can get rid of me that easily?” “Karen, Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace?” 🔥🔥🔥 “I'm going to be lighting you up every single day and now I don't have to worry about offending CNN viewers.” “I don't have campaign laws hamstringing me now. It's WAR. It's zero hour for Los Angeles!” x.com/spencerpratt/status/20…
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💀😂😂😂
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The boy wanted to go to the pet store first thing this morning but he forgot to switch his laundry last night. I told him let’s just go in what he’s wearing. He looked down and said “No, I always look down on people who go out in sweat pants” Too bad his mom is a hobo.
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Good morning ☀️
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The girl: do we have any Tubberware to put away the food? Me: it’s tuPPerware, not Tubberware. Girl: pretty sure you told me it was Tubberware when I was a kid. Absolutely not lol 😂
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A match made in Hell.
JUST IN: Hunter Biden announces he's officially considering a 2028 campaign, but only as Gavin Newsom's VP.
Community note
Hunter Biden's comment about running as Gavin Newsom's VP was a joke during a podcast interview teaser, not an official announcement. x.com/GavinNewsom/st… tmz.com/2026/06/11/hun…
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“To make a long story short….” And then they talk for the next 20 minutes straight without taking a breath.
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Good morning ☀️
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The girl asked what was for dinner. Me: *describes what I’m making* Girl: oh….so it’s stew? Me(knowing she hates stew): no…. It’s chicken with gravy. Girl: oh ok. She said dinner was really good lol 😂
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The dinner I’m making tonight is going to be pure rage bait.
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Hot honey sounds good but it’s not.
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Good morning ☀️
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Give your husband another baby for Father’s Day- that’s all he really wants.
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Me waiting to hear the verdict:
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After watching Obsession? That’s a hard no from me.
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