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Let’s be clear: the GOAT debate was never about one WC hat-trick. Messi drops a hat-trick at 38 and ties the all-time record 🔥 Now the timeline is already saying Ronaldo needs to score a hat-trick too… or Messi is automatically the GOAT 😂 Ronaldo sits on 973 career goals (vs Messi ~914). Ronaldo Holds the untouchable 143 international goals (vs Messi’s 120). Played 168 more games, scored in 6 World Cups, and dominated across leagues like no one else. This ain’t about matching one tournament moment. It’s about unbreakable records, pure longevity, and a goalscoring empire. Ronaldo is really the GOAT.
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Haters calling CR7 finished after ONE quiet game? 😂 Watch the GOAT cook in incoming games Portugal drew 1-1 with DR Congo and Ronaldo didn’t score… but who else is out here carrying 41-year-old legs, leading the line, and still dominating at this level? Let’s see if the smaller goat MidMessi can keep up after his easy hat-trick vs Algeria. While Ronaldo is getting set to give us a masterpiece in the incoming games 😤 Watch Ronaldo drops 5 goals this tournament and Portugal goes all the way to win the World Cup. Rival fans & Messi stans… I triple dare you 👀
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Dai dai Iko Dale Allez Let’s go! Who are you feeling so far in this world cup!
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MBAPPÉ DROPPED A BRACE 🔥 14 World Cup goals in just 3 tournaments at 27. Pure clinical dominance. Messi needed 6 tournaments and endless farewell tours to reach 16 — slow accumulation over decades. Then throws in a reckless studs-up challenge that screams red card for anyone else… but FIFA’s golden boy gets protected again. No card, no VAR intervention. Efficiency and talent vs protected legacy. Mbappé is simply on another level.
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🚨 NEW: Marcus Rashford’s £40M release clause at Man United is available to ALL Premier League clubs… EXCEPT Liverpool and Man City. Chelsea, this is your moment 😂 I know you are tired of spending £50M on strikers who ghost the club when it’s falling apart. It’s time to Jump on this £40M bargain and finally fix that attack , it’s about time to bench João Pedro and bring in a proven Premier League goal machine Marcus Rashford who actually delivers consistently! Todd Boehly, show more….
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@grok wear Marcus a Chelsea Jersey
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Ronaldo is the eternal GOAT, Messi is just a farmer’s league merchant At 41, CR7 is still banging in 30 goals a season for Al-Nassr, captaining Portugal at the 2026 World Cup and looking like he could play forever. Meanwhile, 38-year-old Messi is chilling in MLS retirement home, picking up easy assists against part-timers and hoping his body doesn’t fall apart before Argentina’s group stage exit. Ronaldo: 900 career goals, won leagues everywhere, carried clubs & country. Messi: Needs a superteam soft league just to look decent.
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🚨 Michael Carrick’s Man Utd rebuild is in full swing! Signed & sealed under the new era: ✅ Éderson (Atalanta) – £35-38m Brazilian midfield beast to replace Casemiro 🇧🇷 ✅ Mateus Fernandes (West Ham) – Creative engine locked in ✅ Lewis Hall (Newcastle) – Versatile left-back sorted ✅ Shea Charles & Alex Scott more reinforcements incoming Carrick is cooking with 4-7 new faces this summer. Old Trafford is buzzing — the Carrick era is HERE! 🔴⚽ Who’s your favourite signing?
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Portugal are winning the 2026 World Cup 🇵🇹🏆 This squad is finally complete — elite defense with Rúben Dias & Nuno Mendes. The best midfield on the planet (Bruno, Bernardo, Vitinha, João Neves) Attackers like Leão & Félix cooking, and of course CR7 will be dropping legendary super-sub moments. Show me a better Defence, Midfield and Attack, I bet even your favorite will not be present Martinez has them clicking perfectly. France, Brazil, and Argentina fans will be in full meltdown mode. This is our year.
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Who did it for you during the Sweden vs Tunisia clash this morning? Alexander Isak (1 goal 2 assists) — vision, clinical finish & that celebration OR Viktor Gyökeres (1 goal 1 assist) — power, movement & pure finishing Drop your pick why 👇
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BRUNO FERNANDES = 30 GOALS Personal terms agreed, the kid is choosing us over Madrid & Arsenal like it’s nothing. West Ham want stupid £80m after getting relegated but they’ll cave eventually, they’ve got no choice. This 21yo Portuguese midfield beast linking up with Bruno? We are absolutely eating next season lads. 30 goals incoming from Fernandes and Bruno combo lol. Midfield sorted
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BARÇA USED & DUMPED RASHFORD BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BROKE😂 Barcelona borrowed Marcus for a full season, got his goals, his work rate, his name on the shirt… now with 2 days left they’re too broke/scared to trigger the £26-30m release clause. Used him up, enjoyed the ride, then ghosted him. Classic broke Barça behaviour — act like big club, spend like La Liga mid-table. Send him back then cry when he cooks again somewhere else. Their loss, proper clown club
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3 RED CARDS in the World Cup opener 😱 Sithole (DOGSO) → Zwane (violent conduct) → Montes (late rash challenge). Most reds in a WC opening match EVER. Was Sampaio too strict or just enforcing the new rules? Who got robbed the most? 🇲🇽 or 🇿🇦
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FIFA charging fans $79 to put their name on the WC jumbotron. Tickets already $200 . Football is not a passion for FIFA anymore it’s a cash grab opportunity Would you pay it for your country or tell them to kick rocks? 👀
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Endrick Felipe Moreira de Sousa at his FIRST World Cup loading! 🇧🇷⚡ From Palmeiras kid to Real Madrid star via that fire Lyon loan — the 19-year-old is now ready to light up the tournament like the next Neymar or Vini Jr. That winning goal against Egypt in the final friendly was epic. Endrick Came off the bench, left-foot finish from Raphinha’s cross, and sealed the 2-1 victory. That was a Pure Brazilian flair. The kid is ready. Let’s go Seleção!
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Top 6 youngest players at the 2026 FIFA World Cup (ages as of June 11, 2026 tournament start): 1. Gilberto Mora (Mexico) — 17 years 240 days
Attacking midfielder, Club Tijuana. Gold Cup winner & Liga MX record-breaker. 🇲🇽 2. Hugo Sochůrek (Czechia) — 18 years 4 days
Central midfielder, Sparta Prague. Recent senior debutant. 🇨🇿 3. Lennart Karl (Germany) — 18 years 109 days
(Note: Thigh injury may limit minutes) — Bayern Munich talent. 🇩🇪 4. Ibrahim Mbaye (Senegal) — 18 years 138 days
Forward/Right Winger, PSG. Standout AFCON performer. 🇸🇳 5. Hamza Abdelkarim (Egypt) — 18 years 161 days
Striker, Al Ahly / Barcelona Atlètic. Physical target man. 🇪🇬 6. Lamine Yamal (Spain) — 18 years 333 days (approx. 338 days)
Right winger, Barcelona. Euro 2024 star, one of the tournament’s biggest names and most exciting talents despite not being the absolute youngest. 🇪🇸 These teenagers represent the next generation ready to light up the World Cup. The blend of raw youth and proven quality makes this tournament special. Who are you most excited to watch?
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🇦🇷 Argentina vs Portugal 🇵🇹 in the World Cup One thing that will 100% certainly happen: Messi and Ronaldo will share the pitch in a World Cup match for the very first time ever (and almost definitely the last). 🇵🇹 As a huge Ronaldo fan, I won’t be stuck on the GOAT debate or just hoping for Argentina to lose. I just want to witness this historic moment — two all-time greats who’ve dominated football for nearly 20 years finally meeting on the biggest stage. Pure football heritage. ✅Expect: • Viral awkward hugs or intense stares pre-match • Cristiano’s signature tongue-out celebration (hopefully after a goal 🔥) • The timeline crying “football heritage” • The referee aging 10 years in 90 mins 😂 Let’s go Portugal 🇵🇹❤️ Football, you beautiful thing!
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Debbie❤️ retweeted
Who would have thought we’d both played in the same competition back in Gonin Gora, Kaduna State? Life is crazy! From the streets of Kaduna to Sweden, and now England-what a journey, bro! Keep winning, ZADOK YOHA! Grace!!! 🇳🇬🇸🇪🇬🇧
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Debbie❤️ retweeted
Excluding Lisandro Martínez Name an ARGENTINE player that has played for MANCHESTER UNITED VERY HARD
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