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Jun 2
Crazy thought but I don't actually believe in documents released by the CIA - I've attempted anal projection my whole life, and not one attempt was successful. There's no way it's real.
Jun 1
No one is talking about how the CIA casually released documents saying that we are in an energy hologram and astral projection is real.
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UberDanger retweeted
Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence
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May 7
By far the worst grift I've ever seen in my life, it's just literally assault.
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May 7
Hey artists of Twitter I used AI to generate a clip of Mao Zedong doing Sharingan
Upon further reflection I don't actually think I want to use AI generated contents for my big video.
Would anyone want to be commissioned to animate the segment?
It's a few seconds.
Your style.
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Apr 10
If any of you have watched the show Pantheon this should be a terrifying prospect
CRAZY: 🇺🇸 OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has signed up to digitize his brain.
The procedure will likely kill him, but he considers it an "acceptable trade for digital immortality."
Community note
The claim is based on reports from 2018. Sam Altman joined Nectome's waitlist for brain preservation with the goal of future digital uploading—a fatal process. There is no evidence of recent developments or him proceeding.
technologyreview.com/2018/03/13/144…
theguardian.com/technology/201…
nypost.com/2018/03/14/bil…
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Mar 13
By every Tuesday, I quit nicotine completely.
Then Friday occurs, and around 9 p.m., I spawn at a 7-Eleven with two Red Bulls and a pack of Zyns in my hands.
To me, this recurring phenomenon is indistinguishable from magic or witchcraft.
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Mar 12
I seem to have gotten over my creative block, not good for the world.
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Mar 7
I'll do it for free
I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?
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Feb 7
I made a definitive tier list over which champions you should be allowed to pick in top lane in League of Legends
This is objectively the only correct tier list and if you pick ranged top i circumstantially advocate for you to get the death penalty
-sent from my iphone
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UberDanger retweeted
To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
25. Oct. 2014, 3am
Playing video game, League of Legends you heard of it?
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Jan 16
I just took an autism test, and it turns out I don’t have it. I’m so sorry, guys. All these years, I thought I had the pass.
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Jan 15
Permanent hair dye lasts 6-12 weeks and you expect me not to question the nature of reality
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Jan 5
People keep talking about Maduro I just can't believe that eventually Jujutsu Kaisen is set in Venezuela 🤯
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26 Dec 2025
For Christmas this year I wish that Santa would dismantle fascistic tyranny and eliminate systematic oppression
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19 Dec 2025
Short Riot Games stock right now
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17 Nov 2025
This is called being gay
16 Nov 2025
Once you’re rich and famous and can have any girl on the planet you realise they’re all scum and you don’t want a single one.
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6 Nov 2025
He's the Kwisatz Haderach of sugar and empty carbs, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out Asmongold can project his consciousness outside of time and space and interact with diabetes as a spiritual entity.
Asmongold revealed that drinking so much cola has given him the ability to "hear soda"
"My goal is to eat so many unhealthy things that I will fundamentally change my body's chemistry and transcend being a human being"
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27 Oct 2025
??? that's racist and offensive
26 Oct 2025
That guy got fired from his job for this Halloween costume. He called himself the Jäger-Bomber 😭
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23 Oct 2025
Very anti capitalist of Valve, Extinction Rebellion go home lol 1 billion dollars of the ongoing stagnation of society liquidated overnight! We love to see it ❤️
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