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May 12
Annual reminder that Week #1 of the #NFL season should be 16 AFC vs NFC games.
It's too flukey of a week to have divisional games, or even conference games.
Those tiebreakers matter too much.
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The Qatar goalie is the only reason they were even in that game.
What an insane outcome.
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The over embelishment of even the slightest contact in soccer is such a rough part of the sport.
It's like if you were watching Inception and every 30 seconds Sheldon Cooper pops on the screen and goes "Bazinga".
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There was just a harder hit in Switzerland 🆚️ Qatar then you will see in most modern NFL games.
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Jun 13
First we stole hockey from Canada and now we will rip soccer from the feet of the rest of the world (minus Antarctica).
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Jun 12
The first World Cup games today and tomorrow start at 3PM ET.
That's unacceptable.
The latest the first game should be is noon, 11 makes more sense.
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Hänsel retweeted
Who Runs the AFC East? Feat. @UberHansen x.com/i/broadcasts/1qKVmmVME…
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Jun 11
The best part about home court for the #Knicks is that it's not home court in the finals.
Instead, it's just a bunch of rich fucks cosplaying as basketball fans while they don't know the difference between a double dribble and a layup.
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Jun 10
Three of these quarterbacks led their teams to the playoffs in 2025.
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Jun 10
Dude's about to have 10 sacks in Philly.
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Jun 10
Is there a site that tells me how to actually watch the World Cup?
Or are we just supposed to 🏴☠️ it?
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Jun 10
I have hot take about Patrick Mahomes.
I'm not going to say it, but I have took it.
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Hänsel retweeted
🚨 New Foxborough Fellas Episode 🚨
Tomorrow at 7 PM EST, the AFC East runs through… who?
youtube.com/live/WOo-8m2thdQ…
Hänsel (@UberHansen) joins the show to talk Patriots vs. Bills, Josh Allen vs. Drake Maye, Buffalo’s new stadium, new coach, and offseason, plus New England adding A.J. Brown.
Is the AFC East turning into a two-team war?
Plus… we’ve got a BIG announcement 👀
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Jun 10
The Patricia Allen Fund, fueled by Bills quarterback Josh Allen’s leadership and over 60,000 donors and Bills fans, announced that in just over five years, more than $17 million now has been raised for Golisano Children’s Hospital of Buffalo.
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Jun 10
That German dude reveling in the awesomeness of the USA is chicken soup for my soul.
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Jun 9
Knicks fans seem to be doing everything they can to make the neutral observer root against the Knicks...
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