Babe @sweet_kiss0113 im tweeting this b/c the world is my witness when I say I will dropkick you into the litter box if you go in the spare bedroom when you get home from work for ANY reason other than saving one of your mini black precious panthers life. Capisce? Love ya 😘 😊
Females dead ass come back into the bedroom after cleaning themselves up covering they titties like I ain't just have one up in my mouth a few minutes ago 😈🤣
These dorito edibles and #MortalKombat had me in a confused combat mode. After, (Use your imagination here so i don't get in trouble) I pulled out and 5 seconds later whispered fatality in her ear...😬
To my fellow competitive gamers that also feel like their girlfriends are walking cheat codes in @justdancegame I'm here to let you know we've taken another L tonight on @DojaCat 's Say So song. 😑 I love you @sweet_kiss0113 you killed it! 🤩
HOW TF DO YOU ARREST SOMEONE WHO SHOT THEIR LICENSED GUN ONE TIME IN SELF DEFENSE AFTER YOU BARGE INTO THEIR OWN HOUSE AND SHOOT 20 BULLETS THAT KILLED THEIR GIRLFRIEND?!