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Ultimate Problems @UltiProblems

The biggest problem is that you are not playing ultimate right now. #ultimateproblems

Joined December 2011
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"Jimmy Mickle got cut from Team USA."
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I WAS OPEN FOR A DUMP!!
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Centering the disc after collecting the pull
🦋still pretty
@NuJhayhne
8 Feb 2024
what is a random thing that gives you anxiety?
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Coach, to the O line after they get broken to start the game:
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Last offense I gave you the disc It got to stall 8 You threw it away
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Running the @being_ulti account:
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Wind
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Ultimate players TDs
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Threads
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"I want you to huck it to me."
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My league team The Coast Guard 🤝 Looking for a sub
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Jedi knight: "May the force be with you." Me: "We've talked about this just say Home or Away."
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Seeing the college players complaining about the rankings:
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It's #PiDay
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College teams fitting everybody in one hotel room
Nathan 🔎
@NathanpmYoung
14 Feb 2023
god is dead and the most efficient way to pack 17 squares into a square killed him
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Our sideline after the first game of the tournament
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My fresh turf burns seeing me about to get in the shower
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