Native, Indigenous person, neurodivergent, LGBTQ , practices Radical Honesty, and Captain Save-a-Hoe. I like bones. a lot.
Joined March 2012
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23 Nov 2022
Mind control
All my thoughts are mine to hold
All down in my spinal cord
Bitch this ain't my final form
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When you amd your kid speak the same, disturbing language....
And the fact that he and Maisy can interpret my sausage fingers typing is kind cool
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Been taking nightly walks with my son and the Bubba dawg. Trying to be a touch healthier since I hit 61. FML..... bit at least I don't LOOK my age. Right? Right????????
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Gotta love YouTube scientific shorts, man. Instead of saying "young mice vs old mice" or even Elderly they say "Finely Aged vs Fresh". Gotta search for humor these days, I'm tellin' ya.
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Only 10pm and already some gal hurtled into a tree at the end of my block. Starting early.....
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31 Dec 2025
So FREAKING TIRED of people talking about "Central California Radiation Fog". No, just...no. Unseasably early rain cold warm dirt = Tule Fog (super thick fog that doesn't clear for DAYS to WEEKS. It is NORMAL not some tinfoil hat gubbermint conspiracy. SHEESH.
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29 Nov 2025
Finally out of the hospital just in time for Turkey day. Wooo hoooo!! (Hospitals really need to do something about the food, I am telling you.)
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17 Oct 2025
Hey all. Been off for a min. Had a few deaths in the fam, lost my Gammy and Pops, got an awesome job, been in a dedicated long term relationship with myself for a while. But I am me. You are you. And we are we. So. Have fun with it. I do!
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9 Apr 2025
That feeling when you are driving 80mph down the 99 at 3am, with Pink Floyd blasting on the radio, and a text comes thru, and the notification noise is the Jumpscare from FNAF 1. Nearly got in a wreck, covering my ears. Lol
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31 Jul 2024
Is it really a Wednesday if my kids aren't awoken at 4am by me cussing out the dogs for being loud when I get home?
No. It isn't. Have some awesome pics tho.
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25 Jul 2024
Hey @TMobile and @Android and @SamsungUS ever since the last android update, my phone continuously drops all data and cell connection, causing me to need to restart the phone to fix it. All this since 7/13 with the update. Got a new SIM and it won't work still!
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25 Jul 2024
It even dropped during typing this tweet 4 times!!!! Help!!!
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7 Dec 2023
Bar fight music like Tarantino
I'ma k!ll Bill with the tip of my blade
I'ma take you out of the body to jump on the man
Why you Fing like that if you don't want to fade?
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7 Dec 2023
We can have a fistfight
We can talk bout that shit, you better hit right
Fuck a #, I'ma fold him like a bitch tight
I need another belt buckle and a piss light
We can have a fistfight, we can have a fistfight
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29 Nov 2023
There is something awesome about bonding with my 9 yr old nephew by taking him bone hunting. Especially when he just laughed as I ripped apart deer with my hands. I really love that kid.
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8 Nov 2023
I literally just saw an anime that ended with "Body and Gender swapping after drowning doesn't happen. DO NOT IMITATE!" Like, how many times has it been tried before they had to add that!?!?
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1 Nov 2023
Spent last night hanging with my Bestie Beck whilst the kids went Treatin' with her son G. (FYI, my daughter and her friends range from age 21 to 19, and they STILL go Treatin' on Halloween) Beck is the one on the bike lol. I also watched a few things like.....
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1 Nov 2023
1. Possibly in Michigan
2. This House Has People In It
3. Unedited Footage of a Bear
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The Backroom series on IG. Fun times were had by all..
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18 Oct 2023
My rhymes score dimes
Aint nothing you can you
Its hard clap with your dick in your hand dude
I write the songs the girls like to dance to
I write songs that the girls like to dance to.
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