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Joined February 2017
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Go with God.
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Haiti vs Scotland - 2am Australia vs Turkey - 5am Let me go to bed before I fall sick 😂.
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Why should she be on allowance?
How much should a babe collect from her boyfriend as allowance be in a month? Asking for a friend
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Morocco no be small team sha.
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Tight game—left goals for corners.
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Vinicius jr is a world class that doesn’t need a system to shine unlike the other winger from Barcelona
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Some men were born with genetics of poverty. You increase his salary, he adds more girlfriend and bottles of beer.
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GOD I NEED FINANCIAL STABILITY
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I wanna make love…. To you.. Just us… all night long… Bodies bare to bare…
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I have been yawning like a goat—from lack of sleep. This WC hosted by America 💀.
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Replying to @Uncle2Triplets
Same here
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I'm a very forgiving person, if I withdrew from you, know you really did too much.
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It was not my fault shaa😂 I was just naive and stubborn 😕 And our plans hit the rocks when a particular candidate of concern gained power.
Another day to regret why I didn’t leave this country 5 years ago.
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I remembered this last week… my ex once begged me to relocate with him to the UK when I was still in school. Now he’s married.
Another day to regret why I didn’t leave this country 5 years ago.
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Call me whatever but I can’t stand an inconsiderate person not to talk of an inconsiderate partner. You’ll come and stay with me for 3 days and you’ll not lift a finger? The best I’d do is watch you closely for the first day, as soon as I notice that you want to be useful I’ll boldly tell you to go home and I’ll def ghost you after. Some you just really want to be useless. You’d go to a man’s place, eat, drink and have fun and you can’t even at least wash the plate you used to eat? And to those of you that always come here to defend rubbish, nah God go actually punish all of una.
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Half bread is better than none. No eat bread sha 🫨.
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Vini boy…see goal abeg.
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How many baking sheets will it actually take to stop a bullet? Goodluck to Fred, I really hope he survives this, because, it doesn’t seem Fred will survive the 50 caliber shot.
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Larissa
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Pedro Papito.
We are all Brazilians today What’s your Brazilian name ?
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