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December 23, 2020 $LINK: $12 $BTC: $24k $SOL: $1 $BNB: $33 $GOLD: $1.8k $SPY: $367 $NVDA: $13 December 23, 2025 LINK: $12 BTC: $87k SOL: $123 BNB: $842 GOLD: $4.5k SPY: $685 NVDA: $185 Look Tony, he bought Chainlink instead of anything else! He thought he was smart!

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If you believed /biz/ or any of these deranged $LINK cultists on this platform, threw $100k into the token 5 years ago (June 15, 2021), you now have $32k In other words, they needed a sucker to believe all those fairy tales about the financial world needing an obscure shitcoin
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“So this wise guy stakes 15,000 $LINK when v0.2 staking opens up, he holds to today and his $200k turned into $100k with a shitty little payout. The worst part? He thought he was gonna get all these BUILD tokens. Shit’s all worthless, and he missed everything going BALLISTIC”
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Only $993 to go
$LINK is going to 1K EOY and there is nothing you can do about it
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$AMD is up 7.5% today, and 300% over the last year. You could’ve easily been holding that, but you are a $LINK marine listening to generational bagholders telling you how Sergey is going to make you yacht rich. $LINK is down 42% the last year, and 75% down on the 5-year. L O L
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Dude has puts 100% lmao
- TRUMP: THERE WILL BE MORE BOMBING TONIGHT, BIGGER, MORE POWERFUL
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$LINK on June 9, 2020: $4 $LINK on June 9, 2026: $7 Think about how much money has been spent on salaries, conferences, merch, parties, headliner speakers, etc. And the best Sergey could deliver in 6 years is $3 in gains. Fell for it?
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BREAKING: The US Military has begun a new round of strikes on Iran, per Axios. S&P 500 futures extend losses to their lowest level of the day.
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$LINK marines used to spam /biz/ with “$1000 EOY” price targets and it’s $7. They all thought it would go like $ETH where it didn’t stop until they were labeled “early LINK whales” and then got shat on by the project’s founder. Turns out said founder made the “$1000 EOY” memes

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BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 erases gains and falls -1.8% in 40 minutes to its lowest level of the session. This puts the Nasdaq 100 just 3% away from entering correction territory.
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US inflation rises to 4.2%.
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Going down big time tomorrow, bookmark this
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Going down big time tomorrow, bookmark this
Tomorrow will be a big day in stock market history.
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$LINK enjoying my vacation. Seeing a lot of super yachts here in Monaco Only a matter of time . The repricing will be so violent I’ve decided, marine only yacht party when we hit triple digits in Monaco
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“Trust over truth, except when it comes to my $LINK shitcoin you all have made me a billionaire from”
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$LINK marines talked after the White House crypto ball. They talked after the White House roundtable. They talked when World Liberty bought $LINK but not when they sold. They talked when SWIFT was supposed to “go live”. Silent when nothing happened. They talked when “production, not pilots” was the catchphrase. They talked about DTCC, they talked about the Reserve. Payment abstraction. The marines do nothing but talk, because they can never back it up with price action or profits. The entire reality of the $LINK marine is to talk about enterprise larp as if that will do anything for their lives. You’ve spent a decade talking up a flannel wearing slob who couldn’t care less about his own appearance, but you think he’ll care about yours. You’re $7 halfway through 2026, with no updated staking. No production that matters. No GMX fees. No BUILD rewards worth a damn. No gains from a 2021 all-time high. Ladies and gentlemen, the $LINK marine.

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Do you feel it $LINK marines? Eric Schmidt is not walking through that door. Yacht parties are not walking through that door. Token need is not walking through that door. Kemal and Dahlia are not walking through that door. Staking v1 is not walking through that door. Fell for it?
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Let’s revisit this. If you listened to this ape, you’re now down 50%. If you bought those GLNK options, even more. Do not listen to these morons, they are here to burn your money. Hey ClairHawk, show your positions now. Let’s see how smart you really are
$LINK NO ONE STILL UNDERSTANDS HOW RIDICULOUS OF AN OPPORTUNITY $GLNK OPTIONS ARE. Open interest still remains low on most of the options, only the ones who know how crazy this opportunity is are positioned for this. So many things are lining up. Exchange supply keeps dropping rapidly. $LINK finally has regulated futures. There are now ETFs buying it every week. Regulatory clarity keeps moving in the right direction. @chainlink reserve keeps adding weekly. Chart looks like its bottoming and ready for the next explosive move up. I’m very very heavy in spot but here's THE real excitement is $GLNK options. The only instrument where you get options exposure to Chainlink at the moment. I’m positioned in $GLNK June 18 calls and likely adding September 18 20 calls next week. The asymmetry here is ridiculous if you size it correctly. Just to put numbers on it so people actually understand what I mean(JUST EXAMPLE to show the math). Never ever put all your money in options. It should be money that you're ok with loosing completely or at least half of. 500 contracts of 18 calls june 2026 at $1.50 costs about $75,000. That controls 50,000 shares. If LINK ends up around $60 and GLNK is trading around $50, those 18 calls are worth roughly $32 per share in intrinsic value. 50,000 shares x $32 is about $1.6 million. If LINK pushes to $100 and GLNK follows closer to $85-90 that intrinsic value is closer to $65. 50,000 shares x $65 is about $3.2 million. That’s off a $75K position. Obviously options are high risk. You have to assume you could lose a big portion of what you put in. That’s the deal. But if you can size properly and be patient, you almost never get setups like this where the upside is that skewed. Chainlink isn’t a narrative coin. It’s infrastructure. It sits underneath everything that actually needs to work. If adoption continues the way it’s been going, the upside is obscene. I don’t think opportunities like this show up often in markets. Having this level of asymmetry, with real liquidity and real instruments to express the view, is rare. $LINK $GLNK $ETH $BTC
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I am my own prediction market and i predict $link will lead the next bull run
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This pathetic excuse of a human being, a pile of steaming excrement in human form named @rorypiant told you 6 months ago to tag your dad and tell him that @chainlink and @nvidia really had a lot in common.
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