Christian| Married to Jaritza McGonagle |Dad to Tommy and Demi | Uncle to 20 | Member of Solid Rock

Joined February 2009
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How someone could murder a child this precious is beyond me. #ProLife #AbortionIsMurder
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If @amazon is gonna be doing all this streaming they are gonna need to figure out the fast forward and rewind for mobile. Incredibly slow response time.
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“God is not an umpire wanting to call you out, he’s the third base coach waving you home”
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I don't get why I feel bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you're supposed to
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When bald people wash their faces how high up do they go?
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Giving families in need a frozen turkey has to be one of the weirdest thanksgiving traditions….
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Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or a third time for extra lockiness.
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It being 2025 and @Walmart not accepting @Apple pay is wild. Gotta be the 5th time I’ve had to leave all my stuff at the checkout and go somewhere else
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You never realize how bad you are at spelling until your iPhone is like I got no clue what you’re trying to say and you have to try and find an easier word to spell.
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This is elder abuse. Poor @ClaytonKersh22 #PHIvsLAD
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If you see someone crying, ask them if it's because of their haircut
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No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.
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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me
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When I die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly.
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Good job Kyle #ATLvsPHI
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It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire.
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Romano being on the Phillies roster at this point just blows my mind #PHIvsNYM
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Parenting was a lot easier before I had kids. My future hypothetical children never had problems like these real children do.
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CUT ROMANO #SEAvsPHI
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I've reached the age where my back goes out more than I do.
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“Sometimes when you’re in a dark place, you think you’ve been buried, but actually you’ve been planted.” -Unknown
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