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The Undiscovered Lands @UndiscoveredDnD

I'm Gabe, a professional DM for kids online. Check out the TheUndiscoveredLands.com for details. Or read more here: bit.ly/33oOpFG

Joined June 2021
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The 10 year old kid at the beginning of our DnD game just now: "So, you guys hear the new Pope just dropped?"
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Does anyone else feel like there's nothing wrong with the world that couldn't be fixed by a new Fugazi album? I feel like we really need a new Fugazi album. Or just a tour would be great. Thanks for attending my TED talk.
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The other night I discovered “Vorpal” is not a scrabble word and I feel betrayed by my childhood. #DnD
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What's the time a character said something at your table that you still remember?
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I’m not a fan of DM versus player mentality but I do enjoy leaning into that trope when I want to get a rise out of the kids I DM. There’s nothing like letting out a good old fashioned “muah hah haaa” when a particularly nasty trap is triggered in the dungeon and they all scream.
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I always like seeing DnD reach a mainstream publication like the NYT, but this article is pretty thin and doesn't say much beyond the headline. It's too bad because there's a decent amount that could be said without using it as fodder for the culture wars. nytimes.com/2024/12/30/arts/…

Dungeons & Dragons Rolls the Dice With New Rules About Identity (Gift Article)

The role-playing game replaced “race” with “species” and divorced several character traits from biological identity. Some longtime players are upset (as is Elon Musk).

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We've got one seat left for our LEGO themed DnD Camp starting December 26th! Once it's gone, we're full up. If you've got a kid in your life that would enjoy going on an adventure through a fantasy world of LEGO, this four session Zoom camp is for them! theundiscoveredlands.com/spe…
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I’m out. Find me on Blue Sky or Threads. This place is gross.
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It's a man-lion... youtu.be/ruTajabfXok?si=R2_e…

The Kids Are Outside The Manticore's Cave

The kids have a little pre-game banter before resuming their quest ...

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This guy is a national treasure.
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Can we talk about this for a second? I had the Disney record for Robin Hood as a kid, which was excellent because it had all those great Roger Miller songs, but the way it narrated the story by just including the VO was kind of a trip. /🧵
Matt Colville?@mattcolville
19 Jul 2024
Replying to @MattBaume
He was also Bernard in the Rescuers! Which 7-year old me LOOOVED. I wore out the record! Also Disney used to put movies on records!
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It was kind of like reading a book then seeing a movie only much more profound because I was experiencing layers of media added on to my original experience. Imagine watching a new version of a film where all the visuals have changed. It was like that. /7
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Anyway, it was probably the only time I will ever experience that particular sort of dissonance, with a story I’d experienced a certain way and built up in my head, versus the complete version as intended.
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It’s not sci fi but Call of Cthulhu in a phone booth.
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I had a lovely chat with a friend of mine about being a Pro DM and you can check it out here: totalpartythrillcast.com/202…

TPT #369: Getting Paid to Be a Game Master

I-Hsien is joined by Gabe Garner, founder of The Undiscovered Lands, where he is a full-time professional GM. They discuss turning tabletop gaming into a business, transitioning from the corporate …

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