NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates
Joined September 2009
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26 Sep 2021
I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve
13 Jul 2020
Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown!
#comedyvideo #comedyshort from me.
If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta.
#comedy
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Jun 12
They probably have a lot in common. You know, misogyny, fascism, and that.
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Jun 10
Just a little cold rage, surely?
This morning in Parliament, I was accosted by Lib Dem MP Angus MacDonald, who accused me and others of inciting violence. His aggressive approach and tone left me feeling threatened and shaken.
This kind of behaviour is unacceptable, especially from fellow MPs. We all have different views and should be able to disagree respectfully.
The Lib Dems support open borders, while Reform UK supports controlled immigration and putting the British people first.
That’s not inciting violence, that’s doing what’s best for the United Kingdom. 🇬🇧
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Jun 10
He’s absolutely (W)right. And it’s great that he has spoken out about this. Kudos.
But didn’t we all know this was going to happen under the current regime?
Ian Wright is an absolute hero for saying how we all feel about this World Cup…
“I've just read that the Somalian referee has been denied entry. Every few hours it's another story, another story about fans denied, players denied, officials denied, journalists denied, now refs," Wright said.
"You know something I'm laughing but it's not funny, it's actually not funny and something has to be said.
"The expensive tickets, the most expensive tickets ever, expensive accommodation, transport through the roof. It has to be said.
"Is this how the hosts behave really for the greatest game, the greatest tournament in the world, is this how the hosts behave?
"Are we not hearing more? Are we seeing how Qatar got dragged, are we not hearing more? Is this the spirit of football, really?
"You know who I feel for? I feel for the American fans who are desperate for this, American soccer fans who are desperate for this, how embarrassed they must be. How embarrassing for them this must be.
"This is the World Cup, this is a World Cup of chaos. Whoever wins this World Cup is going to have to go through some serious chaos to get this done.
"I hope we can do it, but something has to be said now. This is the World Cup."
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Honest thoughts on James Lowe from an Ulster fan: he’s pure class and skill to burn, generational player when it comes to working the touchline. But boy did he look slow in the 78th minute when Keenan had that break. Make of that what you will. #leivsto
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Really sad to hear this. A lovely, lovely man. To me he’ll always be Herc the Berk. RIP
Anthony Head, best known for TV roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso and Little Britain, dies aged 72 bbc.in/4g2M45Z
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The legal team:
Jun 3
My legal team have written to the BBC demanding a full on air apology and investigation into the defamatory comments made about me on Newsnight.
Enough is enough.
dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Steve Blair retweeted
A fake plumber, a fake NHS worker and a fake soldier walk into a bar.
Barman says
"On your own tonight, Mr Kenyon? What'll it be?"
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Oh, please!
His great grandfather might have served four years… but Kenyon did four hours every other Saturday afternoon!
Quit with the jingoistic shit… only the easily led are buying it.
I was in the cubs, if that counts. 🤷♂️
May 26
Cllr Rob Kenyon served his country. Now he’s fighting for its future. 🇬🇧
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Steve Blair retweeted
Oh dear.
Has Reform's mask slipped in Wigan?
Kenyon's rattled
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May 23
Surely Cullen and Nienaber are finished after this?
As much of a romantic as I am, I can’t fathom a comeback from this. Leinster not at the races.
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Boris locked himself in a fridge
May 21
Burnham doesn’t like scrutiny.
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May 22
Everyone knows what they’re like. Vulgar and dangerous. I guess you just have to decided whether you value you conscience more than you hate brown people. This Trumpism on the ground.
May 21
EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK’s Makerfield by-election candidate, Rob Kenyon, had a SECOND deleted social media account, and the archived posts are damning.
hopenothate.org.uk/2026/05/2…
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Steve Blair retweeted
Robert Kenyon of Reform hates this quote being shared...
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May 21
This Brit version of the A-Team looks awful.
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