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5 Aug 2020
uh oh the big globe just rolled away
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16 Oct 2022
In order to remain faithful to the author’s original vision we have removed all bathrooms from the Magical World of Harry Potter. Guests will now be able to shit and piss wherever, like wizards of old.
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30 Jun 2022
We have taken nine of the creepiest and most evil universal monsters and given them life time appointments to control literally everything that happens here at the park.
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Universal Studios Florida retweeted
22 Sep 2020
We built a ride based on the Supreme Court. Nine old people in robes decide if you live or die.
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1 Jun 2022
for pride we will be giving out free poppers
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5 May 2022
A new ride based on rides called ride: the ride
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3 May 2022
We now offer free, safe, legal abortions.
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2 May 2022
We regret to inform you that Woody Woodpecker has accepted a role in the upcoming Roman Polanski film.
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1 May 2022
Harry Potter this, transformers ride that. What about the good old days of universal when it was a Marilyn Monroe look alike and Beetle Bailey?
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27 Apr 2022
We are going to add a little talking mouse to the park that is in no way inspired by any other mice out there.
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25 Apr 2022
Elon musk has offered $54B to buy the big globe out front
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24 Apr 2022
The Fast & Furious is a real thing that happened to my uncle.
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23 Apr 2022
Park is currently experiencing a surge of guests who I can only describe as Swamp Things, half-man half-swamp creatures determined to avenge their deaths
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19 Apr 2022
We are going to reboot the movie where the train comes towards the screen.
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19 Apr 2022
Permanently closing all the Wizard stuff. I’m just kinda sick of it.
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