> lay off a bunch of people > replace with AI slop machine 9000 turbo edition > everything breaks and implodes wow its the future

Local Bostonian riding out to acquire more beer for the cities quickly dwindling stock since the Scottish are here

This is so insane😭😭😭

The Germans have discovered Raising Cane's

Buc-ee’s has a World Cup kit.

"You are sheltering a Mythos-level model in your server room, are you not?"

There is a lot of “Paraguay isn’t very good” talk. Full stop. Under Alfaro, they lost just once in WCQ and went 9 straight without defeat. They beat URG, Brazil, & Argentina. They were one of the best defensive teams in the 🌎. Paraguay isn’t bad. #USMNT made them look bad.

THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩 Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥

Freddy after 1 week in America

AI data centres in Europe, 1437

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

Last month: Management was pushing us to hit 100% AI adoption, so half the team was basically having casual chats with Claude just to boost AI usage metrics for performance reviews. This month: Mandatory sessions on Copilot token optimization and reducing AI consumption. My org moved from "use more AI" to "please stop using so much AI" in about two weeks. 😂

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This scene set unrealistic expectations of how I thought professionals would deal with each other in real life.

NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices. And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works. Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse. This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster. The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit. Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

Someone just caught Artemis from their flight. Cool view of little piece of history!