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So long, Gay Walzer.
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Owning SpaceX stock is making me irrationally more open to resubbing to Premium. It's just hard because that initial buy-one-year, get-one-free deal they had for Premium in 2023 was so damn good that the current 40% feels weak in comparison.
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The most expensive tweet of all time.
F*ck Elon Musk.
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>Starship flight 13 explodes on the pad, destroying everything >Every spaceflight fan immediately puts their entire life savings into SPCX for market open the following day >Price immediately goes up with no dip
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JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada
Community note
SpaceX's market cap is about $2 trillion. Canada's GDP is about $2.5 trillion per year. The post compares the company's valuation to the country's annual economic output. finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPAX.PVT/ worldometers.info/gdp/canada-gdp/
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"You chuds just live off nostalgia and can't accept anything new!" >Okay, what are they doing different? "Remaking Halo 1."
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Having a flat white
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I think putting a woman on Artemis 3 for no other reason than to “just to put a woman on the mission.” would be more sexist and patronizing than there just not being a woman on the mission.
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We need to be airdropping crates of AR15s in Ireland yesterday.
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Charles Bolden: 8 years of allowing women in space Jim Bridenstine: 3 years of allowing women in space Bill Nelson: 4 years of allowing women in space Jared Isaacman: ENDED women in space in 7 months 💪 🔥
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Yeejontay Wings
Meet Dejontay Wings, who was arrested by Baton Rouge Police in Louisiana after he allegedly broke into an oil change business and stole $200 from the safe.
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Elite human capital.
Elon said the starship has a 60m diameter hull so how will this thing fit?
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hey guys!!!! hey guys!!! look at this screencap from reddit!!! it's time to discuss gender wars!!! hello!!! discourse time!!! let's go!!! this story totally happened by the way cmon guys!!!! HYPERGAMY!!!
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He's gloating in a QRT of himself that he's making people incredibly mad with this. But as an Elder Millennial who's even older than that, I'm not mad at him; I've known I've been past my sell-by date for years. My bitterness stems from something else:
Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together". You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.
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"The US needs more trains!" 80% of the US:
what made the us give up on railroads its such a good technology
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I’m convinced that the stereotype of men only wanting sex and women being romantics is actually a complete inversion of reality
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My Satisfactory base after automating like 6 recipes.
The wheel well of a brand new Boeing 737 MAX. The engineering is absolutely fascinating.
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The masculine urge to build a house right here.
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I took a wrong turn and I'm suddenly trapped in Windows XP send help
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Replying to @Unixsystem13
Irony: Nicholas Cage became the National Treasure.
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You might not like it, but this is what peak urban performance looks like.
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Largest city in South Dakota, btw.
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