🔮Nothing escapes my male gaze
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I’ve also been told that I look like both Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson — no joke, that’s on God
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Thinking about starting a local book club cult — we read books and the girls have sex w/ me, locally
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We will teach them how to blaspheme properly, babe
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Carolina was inevitable babe, I knew it all along, I regret nothing & I’ll do it again — you’ve been had by the master manipulator of occult stratagems hashtag Lord Stanley’s Cup #StanleyCup
…. I’VE SWITCHED ALLEGIANCES !!
I WAS WITH CAROLINA ALL ALONG!!!
IT WAS TREACHERY!!!!
IT WAS NEVER THE SOPHISTICATED ARISTOCRAT VILLAINS, IT WAS ALWAYS THE MAGNIFICENT, PRODIGIOUS, OVERWHELMING FORCE OF NATURE & MAYHEM!
IT WAS TREACHERY & I’D DO IT AGAIN
USA USA USA 🇺🇸
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2-0 Carolina in the 2nd, Series 3-2 Carolina, for Lord Stanley’s Cup, will Vegas succumb??
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Look who’s the talk of the town, we’re always ahead of the curve, aren’t we babe
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This ain’t no regular birkdale, babe — this is Royal Birkdale
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Taking a few provisionals here at Royal Birkdale ⛳️ getting the lay of the land 🇬🇧
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Babe: wink wink, nudge nudge, wink wink, nudge nudge: There’s something faulty at Fawlty Towers…there’s something amiss, there’s something awry, there’s something askew…there’s something 🇬🇧 queer 🇬🇧 (British accent) going on at Fawlty Towers…wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
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I’ll teach you how to blaspheme properly, babe.
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The closest thing in the American psyche to an ‘aristocrat’ is the concept of the WASP, but “WASP” as a term is also conceived of as an effete figure overly concerned w/ formalities & manners who derives his power bureaucratically rather than aristocratically; re-brand required
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I should also add that I believe that the term is highly associated w/ the northeast, rightly or wrongly, in the American psyche
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They say the quintessential American archetype is the cowboy, and this is true, but Americans do not think of a cowboy as an aristocrat only because of a poor understanding of the barbaric origins of the aristocracy.
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If Americans understood the barbarism of the original aristocrats it would be more alluring to the American psyche to associate cowboy w/ aristocrat
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If you purposely don’t capitalize the ‘G’ in “God” to make some sort of point you are an absolute dipstick and your powers of blasphemy are impotent
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