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upcoming oreos @UpcomingOreos

PARODY. NOT AFFILIATED WITH NABISCO CORPORATION . cookies are fictional. previously @ neworeoflavors before we got sued .

Joined November 2020
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upcoming oreos@UpcomingOreos
4 Dec 2020
smacmk one on your way in
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bought rights to this and are not making movie just cookie
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we lost one of the spongmonkeys in a package please dm if you find
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need to unload these. does anyone know 10,000 5 year olds?
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only available at museums, amusement parks, and Cabela's hunting and fishing retailer in Ammon, Idaho.
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i can feel that you're hungry and have trauma
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enhancing the quality of life of infants
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La galleta
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fall is almost here and you know what that means. STEP THEN EAT.
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it bleeds milk
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if you touch the remote I will kill you
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Artificial intelligence Oreo
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DO YOU GET IT?
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not approved for people with gall bladders
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the pedals are chocolate but the dip is horseradish
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Time to enjoy a nice cup of coffee at… the bank
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Din tai fung wait time is crazy I guess we’ll eat here?
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It’ll buzz right when you get to the farthest point at the mall
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fries are a meal here
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tarnished, try oreo but hole !
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