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Joined February 2020
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Happy to present my debut for @thebafflermag ... an interview with Muntadhar al-Zaidi, the man who threw both shoes at George W. Bush. Link in replies...
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People are using websites you’ve never heard of.
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If we can tap into the part of peoples’ soul that causes them to notify oncoming traffic of a hidden cop car via high beam then we can do the revolution by next week
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Chris, from Chris retweeted
!! Thank you!
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Wait til season 3 where episodes push an hour and one of them is about a character teaching another how to ride a bike
TED LASSO is the most aggressively "streaming show" television ever made. I'm watching Season 2 right now, and there's an entire 43 minute episode devoted to "Coach Beard," the minor joke side character who only exists to grunt and be quiet and drop a one liner sometimes
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Happy to come home and see these. Feel like a number close to zero ever saw the latter…
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Saw people making fun of Matt Johnson’s body the other day and it just shows that they haven’t seen Matt and Mara…
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“I’m not gonna put on sunscreen! I’m not gonna do it!” - my new character, The Disobedient Husband
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Absolutely beautiful day, perfect to start my summer tradition of driving by yard sales, honking twice, leaning out the window, waving, smiling, yelling “Good luck!”
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Went to this and noticed someone almost bought you
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Are there any “breakouts” or even popular channels that started in the very early YouTube days? It seems like anyone making a living or whatever started at a certain time, decidedly not the beginning era or whatever
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Later this month... 6/28... Over at Woodbine we are having a screening! Debuting the new short film by @andersleehere & some other @means_tv shorts! Davidson Boswell hosts! Get your tickets... eventbrite.com/e/means-tv-pr…
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Jay Sherman:
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Chris, from Chris retweeted
Friend said he didn’t like a song suggestion of mine and I replied “check this out maybe more your speed” and hit him with this shit. I feel invincible
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👇👇👇(also my bday)
Later this month... 6/28... Over at Woodbine we are having a screening! Debuting the new short film by @andersleehere & some other @means_tv shorts! Davidson Boswell hosts! Get your tickets... eventbrite.com/e/means-tv-pr…
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Chris, from Chris retweeted
The origin stories of so many of the villains on the world stage today
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MISS ME YET A new original series about George W. Bush Watch all 10 episodes now on Means TV: means.tv/programs/missmeyet
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