Probably 3 kids in a trench coat. Sometimes I release scripts and sometimes I do hack the box but I suck at both.
Joined February 2010
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29 Oct 2025
Azure, not to be outdone by AWS, performs its semi annual complete outage.
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7 Oct 2025
Blue Oyster Cults "Don't Fear the Reaper" but its actually the Linux oom_reaper
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23 Dec 2024
My meteoric return to X is simply to say, iOS autocorrect is complete trash now. Worse than 7 years ago which I verified by using my iPhone 8 with older iOS.
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7 Apr 2023
Wherein Microsoft (2.7 trillion dollar company) cowers to Nintendo (40 billion dollar company) when Microsoft is in the right regarding emulation as proven by multiple court cases.
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16 Jan 2023
What does Dee Enn Ed’s mean is that like some bar or something? can you just do it for me, I’m not able to use the computer phone thing.
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23 Sep 2022
prox5 is approximately a fuck load faster now
git.tcp.direct/kayos/prox5
github.com/yunginnanet/prox5
github.com/yunginnanet/prox5…
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15 Mar 2022
Do I just stay shit posting and /rarely/ do podcasts with people way cooler than me or pretend I am not burnt out and post on helpful things? DEF #1
12 Feb 2022
I STILL don’t know how to sign up for email. So it’s not all bad here either.
11 Feb 2022
of COURSE hobbits rarely leave the shire! who would want to leave a cozy little hobbit hole where you eat seven delicious meals a day and blow smoke rings with your besties and steal mushrooms and above all else, you never have to learn what an email is
29 Jan 2022
“You want to change away from 192.168.1.1/24, everyone has it and hackers know it. Instead use 10.x.x.x/24” 🤣🤣🤣 you heard it here guys changing the DHCP scope prevents hacking. Wrap it the fuck up and go home we’re finished.
UpgradeS retweeted
25 Jan 2022
holy shit netcat.c is a hilarious read highly recommend
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23 Jan 2022
I mean, when you right you right
23 Jan 2022
pro-tip: do this.
if you have enough wherewithal to pull it off, you will literally get paid money to hone skills and gain connections.
then you can probably get a normal job, if you even need/want one depending on how it goes.
you do not need college, even certs are optional.
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10 Jan 2022
Yes, please visit any one of our 0 stores nationwide!
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7 Jan 2022
Finally a title worth its weight in Disney films.
6 Jan 2022
I propose that the role of CISO be renamed to "Security Imagineer"
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2 Jan 2022
microsoft windows on bare metal is like a computer except for its an xbox
whisky out of the bottle is like life giving water except for its death bringing poison
i hoped we've cleared some things up today
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19 Dec 2021
I think it’s no longer just “if you got a database you a fucking target but now also if you run Java you a fuccin target. @yunginnanet
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15 Dec 2021
from the thugslacc: @dnoiz1 has been certified fitty fiiiiifth st ⛽️⛽️
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