Just my useless opinions #ALLCAPS
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8 Apr 2025
First X post will forever be the š double fisting beers.
7 Apr 2025
Ovechkinās goal-record party:
His favorite restaurant (Balos Estiatorio)
His favorite song (Bands A Make Her Dance)
Immediately handed two beers
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#ALLCAPS he ready
Jun 10
Ilya Protas has been named to the 2025-26 AHL Top Prospects Team, determined by the league's hockey operations department in conjunction with AHL general managers as the three forwards, two defensemen, and one goaltender projected to be the best future NHL players.
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Another day to thank your lucky stars #ALLCAPS have PLD and not Laviolette.
Peter Laviolette has been hired as the new head coach of the Los Angeles Kings. russianmachineneverbreaks.coā¦
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If #ALLCAPS ever want to enjoy similar cap advantages the #Canes seem to have year over year, gotta nail down these longterm deals with players like Leno that age so well over time that you question the sanity of the playerās agent a couple years into the contract.
The Capitals need to extend Ryan Leonard this summer if they want to take advantage of the NHL CBA's current terms russianmachineneverbreaks.coā¦
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8 Jun 2018
"THE WORDS THAT D.C. FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR SINCE 1974! THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE THE 2018 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! IT'S NOT A DREAM! IT'S NOT A DESERT MIRAGE!" @WaltonCaps' WITH THE #STANLEYCUP GAME-WINNING CALL
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happy june 7th to all who celebrate
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oh... he's lost
Jun 7
bro's still never lost a battle... gotta be like 1,000-0 at this point
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#ALLCAPS Cole Hutson
If these were the choices:
ā Lane Hutson
ā Rasmus Dahlin
ā Moritz Seider
ā Jake Sanderson
ā Matthew Schaefer
Which defensemen would you build around for the next 5 years?
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Jun 5
He had a good season, surprised he's leaving the NHL, but I wonder if he's doing what Ovi will do: go play for your home team for a season before retiring.
Jun 5
#mnwild pending free agent Marcus Johansson has signed a one-year contract with FƤrjestad BK in Sweden for 2026/27. He is returning home after a 49-point season in Minnesota
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Brett Howden is to Vegas what DSP was to #ALLCAPS in 2018 and the some.
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Iām sure #ALLCAPS will be interested, along with just about everyone else.
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Maybe, if they lower their asking price for a guy with a no trade clause anyway.
Nick Kypreos: Itās a lot more likely Jordan Kyrou will be traded this summer than most other players on the Bluesā roster - Sportsnet (5/27)
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Jun 2
This might sound harsh but I hope the way the Caps move forward at the draft/trades/free agency is just to make the team better for the now and long term, and not try to force anything that could be bad for the team for the sake of Ovi.
Chris Johnston: What Alex Ovechkin has said is that he's gonna wait 'til July to communicate a decision [to Washington] - That's Hockey (6/1)
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"I would personally sign off on Ovi being able to use Ozempic and the Russian gas for that World Cup of Hockey."
Whatever it takes, just get Ovi in one last best on best tournament.
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#ALLCAPS Jakob Chychrun leads all defensemen in goals and doesnāt get a single goddamn vote??
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Jun 1
Ilya Protas is a massive center who just won AHL rookie of the year, scoring about a point per game, in his D 2 season. He's one of the league's top prospects.
You've gotta wonder, if his big brother's breakout came one year earlier, would he have been drafted higher?
Jun 1
Ilya Protas
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So basically heās saying he will go full revenge mode, and on the record, reallllly rub it in the faces of Leafs fans, but only if he gets his name on the Stanley Cup.
If Vegas wins the Stanley Cup Mitch Marner will elaborate on his ādark timesā comment.
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No trades. Drafting Ruck twins. Tuch or bust in free agency #ALLCAPS
May 31
I fear people believe that there are WAYYYYYYY more players that are available for trade this summer than in actuality.
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Donāt touch it they said. Worked for Ovechkin and #ALLCAPS against same Vegas team.
May 30
Rod Brind'Amour explained postgame that he didn't tell his team they couldn't touch the Prince of Wales trophy... but he also kinda did šš¤£
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