Dear Team Members @UniversalORL I have been attending HHN since it first started. I remember my first haunted house so vividly. This being my kids first year made this a very big night for my family and you all made it easily my favorite night of the event period My kids got pins, bracelets, scare actor high fives, fist bumps, and not one scare held back to where…even I thought it was my scariest run of @JasonUniverse13 I’m so proud of my boys!! (Wyatt/Jason/Dolls/Hatchet/FNAF/Terrifier) Thank you all, you have no idea how much tonight meant to us @FNAFMovie @HorrorNightsORL #HHN #HHN34

Didn’t homie get paid 10 mil?

The one thing that Obsession showed me: Incels do NOT like when something they dream of gets called out for being weird and morally wrong

I need @DUDEwipes reading this menu

Delicious Kebabs May you rest easy

RIP

Everyone concerned with fixed gloves in UFC Freedom 250 Nobody is asking what throat spray they used to deep throat a racist without gagging ONCE

Don’t need to see disclosure day to know it’s a beautifully looking drawn out boring story with big stars to distract you from the fact that…the movie is a big budget dumpster fire It’s why I don’t see Avatar movies

A company wants money Who knew?! #HHN #HHN35

The amount of times I’ve read how crazy parking gets at night How is anyone surprised they are now charging for parking till 2am? #HHN #HHN35

Feeling cute Might limp around Disney later so my kids have a fun vacation

And I thought the worst part of All That Remains was their music…

Escape from LA > UFC Freedom 250

“I hope you die” is a basic, and tactless insult, “I hope Ice Nine Kills makes a song about your horror property and uses AI/Cheap CGI in the music video” is very real and very possible, and very terrifying

Escape from LA had a better soundtrack than this

I have also been cast as Two-Face #TheBatman

It’s always funny seeing singers who write like a 4th grader in their 40’s say that “men don’t need therapy” Maybe if you learned to express yourself with words properly, maybe the ability to only cry like a toddler wouldn’t be all that remains…

::marked safe from ever liking BMTH::

Ian being a bad friend doesn’t make him the villain It just makes him a bad friend

If I don’t need @DUDEwipes to look at this pizza It’s not authentic