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Mitt Romney has escaped
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Severance takes place at Lagoon in Farmington, UT
24 Feb 2025
Back on the ranch. #Severance — New episode Friday
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Keep JD Vance away from these
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Me outside Coachman’s hoping for one last dinner and pancake
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It will stay winter until you repent.
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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This idea came to me in a dream after I fell asleep next to the Crown Burger fireplace. Shirts and stickers for sale at the link in bio.
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More whales
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It’s pronounced TOO-WILL-AH
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If the seagull sees its reflection on Spencer Cox’s bald head, it means six more weeks of inversion.
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Mitt got lost in the fog last night. Please return him if you find him.
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Thinking of putting in a new gravel pit. Which mountain do you hate the most?
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We’re trying to rebrand as the state with a bunch of weird, giant statues
24 Nov 2023
A plan to build a 300-foot statue at the former Draper state prison site, described as a companion piece to New York’s Statue of Liberty, has taken its first steps toward a potential home in Utah. ksltv.com/603741/group-wants…
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Doctors recommend getting a couple big gulps of smog every day
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Sometimes this stuff writes itself
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Looking for someone who can remove my Romney 2024 tattoo
BREAKING: Utah Sen. Mitt Romney announced he won't seek reelection in 2024. ksl.com/article/50729834?utm…
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The air is supposed to look like that
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Bullying the governor does work
Have you ever been frustrated (terrified) in a heavy downpour on I-15 at night when the lane marking seem to disappear? Me too. And so, today, I’m excited to announce the largest reflective lane striping project in our state’s history!
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No we’re not going to pick up the cones on your street lol. Those are permanent now.
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Sorry for not tweeting. x.com was blocked by the Utah porn filter.
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I hope you all bought slide off a hill insurance for your homes
A third home is believed to be at risk of sliding off a filled-in ravine days after two homes were destroyed by a landslide in the area, Draper Mayor Troy Walker said. ksl.com/article/50628265/dra…
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