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KiYi retweeted
A rare Super Delta formation featuring the Thunderbirds and the @USNavy Blue Angels soared above @UFC fans to kick off #UFCWhiteHouse. #Freedom250
🎥 by @whitehouse
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KiYi retweeted
BREAKING: Quarterback Jonah Lubno (@LubnoJonah) Commits to Utah on3.com/teams/utah-utes/news…
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England should have gone to Vegas instead of Kansas City
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The England squad were told to shelter indoors on Saturday evening after a tornado warning was issued in Kansas City.
The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning' [@TheAthleticFC]
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KiYi retweeted
Jun 13
Friendly reminder that a large percentage of the electorate is financially illiterate and thinks billionaires like Elon Musk actually have hundreds of billions of dollars sitting in a bank vault like a cartoon.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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KiYi retweeted
Jun 12
Europeans coming to America for the World Cup are shocked by our prosperity.
A German guy has his mind blown by Buc-ee’s. A Swedish woman is amazed by ranch dressing, says it's "like crack."
She claims that the internet on a plane flying over the Rockies is faster than what she has at home.
She declares “The U.S.A. has completely radicalized me within 48 hours.”
Americans can romanticize Europe all they want.
But it's good to have a higher standard of living.
And we do, thanks to freer markets and mass migration.
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Maybe the greatest tweet of all time
Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Jun 13
When did people become so miserable? Wake up folks. We live in the best country in the world. Stop letting your politics ruin your life
6pm PST: So how do I root for this team without looking too patriotic, if you get what I’m saying.
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KiYi retweeted
Jun 13
Today I learned $1 Trillion in wealth is excessive but $40 Trillion in debt is totally cool… 💁♂️
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Jun 12
The Pac12 never tried to have a player play after betting on his team.
Just saying 😉
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Jun 12
I am enjoying watching Texas Tech slowly burn itself to the ground
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Oh dear
Jun 8
If Texas Tech can bring back branden Sorsby then why can’t we bring back ….
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KiYi retweeted
#AGTG I’m home🏠🔒 @Utah_Football @RSNBUtes @Colton_Swan @_Ryan_Nelson @MasonYellicoUT @BFNDFball @BasoreCoach @JeffHoweth7 @CoachRitcheyFB @BamPerformance
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Jun 8
It’s not like the world needed more ammo to hate Texas Tech
Jun 8
QB Brendan Sorsby has been granted his injunction against the NCAA.
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A random judge somehow has more power than the NCAA and for a second time this offseason, a local court has overruled the NCAA’s decision about NCAA’s own rules and made their hometown team’s QB eligible despite repeated denials from the NCAA.
College Football 📉📉📉
Jun 8
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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Did this judge have Texas Tech season tickets?
Jun 8
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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Jun 8
California, maybe next time don’t make it look so obvious
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary
#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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KiYi retweeted
Jun 7
A 1984 UW Natty Truther
Ngl until yesterday the only thing I knew about Mormons is that they don’t drink booze and have the most fraudulent national championship in CFB history
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Jun 7
Interesting that he comes back as soon as someone else left
Jun 7
Quarterback Brandon Rose has returned to Utah after transferring to UMass last year. sports.ksl.com/ncaa/utah/bra…
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