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uterus @Uterus

sorry not sorry

Joined August 2012
  • Tweets 242
  • Following 0
  • Followers 125
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uterus@Uterus
4 Jun 2014
i like to think of you all as my hostages :)
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krissy@irwinsflight
28 May 2014
Replying to @Uterus
@uterus get yo shit together
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uterus@Uterus
31 Oct 2013
@janakeys i always fund that rubbing your stomach and moaning "i'm bleeeeeeeding" is a fun cute way to approach boys so keep it up
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uterus@Uterus
31 Oct 2013
tfw you get caught out massaging your aching period boobs in public
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uterus@Uterus
27 Oct 2013
4 halloween i'm just gon hand childern boxes of pads and whisper "1ce a month until you're 50" bcos that's th spookiest thing i can think of
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uterus@Uterus
27 Oct 2013
cute #halloween idea: thevelvetrocket.files.wordpr…

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uterus@Uterus
21 May 2013
There's a reason it's uterUS not uterME, because when I suffer, we ALL suffer.
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T I M E S C A N N E R@timescanner
15 May 2013
BABIES ARE UTERUS GENIES. THEY GRANT ONE WISH AND THEN MAKE IT A LOT HARDER TO REALIZE THE REST OF YOUR WISHES
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uterus@Uterus
21 May 2013
Q: which social media platform is the most appropriate for me to bitch about my period troubles on? A: LinkedIn
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uterus@Uterus
28 Mar 2013
Lol sozi jc
uterus@Uterus
24 Mar 2013
“@FemalePains: Are you intimidating? This will tell you: imgpic.co/11h1jxM#sp” Um pls stop because #feminism
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uterus@Uterus
24 Mar 2013
I favourite all ur h8 tweets because ur resentment only makes me stronger
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chels@post_lim0n
20 Mar 2013
Replying to @Uterus
@uterus you have to let up sometime
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uterus@Uterus
19 Mar 2013
@ItsCharlieSwift Because I am indiscriminate in my vengeance, no exceptions, no mercy.
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uterus@Uterus
27 Feb 2013
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uterus@Uterus
16 Feb 2013
@ZebracornsRBest Yikes! Sorry!
uterus@Uterus
4 Feb 2013
@ZebracornsRBest @Uterus The one time it's not hate mail and it's from a dude :( I'll take it where I can get it though.
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