The strange and random utterances/outbursts of Lou. Sometimes tweeted by herself, sometimes by the man subjected to them. Probably not for the easily offended!
Joined December 2009
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16 Apr 2023
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13 Apr 2023
Time-lost titties.......there's a film that's never been made. What if you went back in time and undid your own boob? A temporal titty paradox
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Jun 12
"You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today"
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Mr. Prickly Fourknobs
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Jun 7
When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks thatโs a sign of great respect in their culture
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Jun 6
"Because fuck you, that's why"
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May 31
Bigfoot would have quite a different name if these tracks were discovered first!
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May 28
"This next song is an old Delta blues number, a mournful tune of hardship, loss, betrayal and deep despair, and it's called 'Where's My Fucking Dinner, Woman'"๐๐
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May 27
Because an ass is a donkey. Does my head in when my fellow Brits say "jackarse" instead of "jackass" - do these people see a donkey and go: "Oh look, an arse"?
(A male donkey is a jack. A female is a jenny).
May 24
why do british ppl use "arse" instead of "ass" like what is the point im genuinely curious ๐ฅน
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May 22
The Cape of Good Dope (wait, does that ruin it or make it better ...?) #ChangeALetterRuinALandmark
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May 21
According to old paintings, cats used to walk on two legs and worked hard
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May 11
I want one
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May 11
Phallolites? Dickoliths? Stone cold cocks?
Would fossil penises be called bellendnites? ๐ค
#fossils
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