hola, im just a big lump of controlled dramatic chaos. hope you like beer and sports! dont forget to be a good person! #ChaseTheFight
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27 Jun 2024
Idk I just love me a baseball jersey
22 Jun 2024
Beautiful women in baseball jerseys >>>
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Watching Jacob Fatu body slam Eric Andre wasn’t on my bingo card for the day
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Jun 16
Just saying I’m at the gym and Paredes and Altuve just homered 😂
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Jun 15
I was held at gunpoint at this 7 eleven 🥲 Lane told zero lies, stay far away from it lol
Jun 14
Do not, I repeat, do not go into that Seven Eleven.
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Jun 15
Took twitter two seconds to warn me about this lmao it goes without saying I’m not threatening anyone 🥲
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Jun 14
DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!
CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!
UNCURSED!
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Jun 13
Did yall see Jades wig slip on smackdown tonight lol she was quick to dip from the ring and fix it
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Jun 13
I forget I don’t have anyone on here that watches wrestling like that ugh
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Jun 13
The Astros are SO FUNNY for this 😂😂😂 IYKYK
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Jun 13
So I’m still at the gym and USA is already clapping cheeks?!? I may never be allowed to leave
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Jun 13
Im literally at the gym and that’s when the Astros wanna deliver ANOTHER Yordan granny????? Its ALWAYS when I don’t watch 🥲
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Jun 12
I am literally Mexican American. I don’t see the issue 🙂
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Jun 12
Nothing makes me as happy sometimes as sitting down with a fire pit fire with the fam while watching planes take off from the airport. It’s the little things ya know
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Jun 11
It’s time for another addition to my lights out saga 🥲😅
This time it’s my third brake light lmao
12 Mar 2025
Yall wouldn’t believe what light is out on my car now
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