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21 Jul 2018
One day, I am gonna grow wings A chemical reaction Hysterical and useless #Radiohead
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Actually, the comments show why we DO in fact need this stuff 🤙
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May 4
Hes going to eat it, isnt he?
Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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Apr 29
.@mets its time
Apr 29
McDonald's unveil new “Grimace menu” featuring a Purple BBQ burger with purple cheese in Germany It also contains a Grimace Shake and purple cream cheese pie
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Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:
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Apr 24
I say this with all due respect. Devin Williams’s body language tells me he either needs a therapist or a new therapist.
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Apr 22
I love how Gare sounds like a disappointed grandfather. #MetsTwitter
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Apr 20
I am going to ask the question that no other Mets fan is brave enough to ask: @garthbrooks can you still fit into your uniform?
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Apr 19
Just happy the @mets got rid of most of the fan favorites so they dont have to suffer through this abomination.
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Apr 16
My least favorite conversation: “Do you have iced coffee” “No. We have cold brew” “Hmm..no th..” “Or we can pour an americano over ice!” I’d ask for a watered down coffee at a weird temperature if that’s what I wanted.
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Apr 15
Im sorry but the mets suck. This is a bad team.
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Apr 14
I’m “I dont know any of SNL’s musical guests” years old
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Apr 10
My humble guess is that this couple at the Knicks game is he is complaining about people who either stay at jobs for short periods of time before moving on, or that rush through job assignments.
The face he makes after her “tf you talking about” is killing me
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Apr 7
Living in constant fear Phil Collins will reveal that “In the Air Tonight” is about the time I took two cupcakes during Maria C’s 5th birthday party
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Apr 4
.@MLBTheShow heard your requests for meaningful gameplay improvements and decided to instead give you the worst and slowest main menu interface youve ever seen.
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Mar 25
.@CNNSitRoom Not every story needs the magic board. This gas tax segment feels like a power point presentation.
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Mar 18
This is how Venezuela repays the USA for everything weve done for that country recently??
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Mar 9
Wars are awful, but at least the gas and eggs are cheap, right?
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Mar 1
Can confirm Mike Piazza is a bitch in this regard even when he was a Met. Not only would Piazza not sign, he would aggressively march through autograph seekers on his way to the parking lot at Shea.
“Mike Piazza, you’re a bitch” Shia LeBeouf holds a grudge against Mike Piazza for rejecting him on autographs 90 times as a kid
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“Mike Piazza, you’re a bitch” Shia LeBeouf holds a grudge against Mike Piazza for rejecting him on autographs 90 times as a kid

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Feb 14
She has gotten very very good at this.
AOC: "Think that Prime Minister carney's remarks that the World Economic Forum were, um, were words that run around the world in raising this question. But I think that also, in his remarks, as long and as well as part of this larger conversation, there was this undertone, this undercurrent, this suggestion that it was a rules, based order sometimes. And I think that that is the, the issue that lies before us is that in a in a so called rules, based order, the rules for whom, because for all too long, the rules only applied to the United States, europe, its allies, and we would carve out exceptions for the global South. And I think that when you have a rules, based order where you carve out exceptions to our values, exceptions to our rules, eventually the exceptions become the rules. And I think that, to your original point, over the last five years, we've seen such a breaking and such a fraying of these alleged Western values that people wonder if it ever existed in the first place. So I don't know if it's necessarily that we were in a post, if we are in a post, rules based order, I think it's possible that we were in a pre rules based order, and we have an opportunity to explore what a world would look like if we upheld democracy. Human rights, trade that actually centers working class people, instead of accruing overwhelmingly the benefits of trade to the wealthiest Um. But if we reoriented a new era that could actually help people and show how foreign policy and healthy foreign policy can show up and help them in their lives."
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