P(A|T), THIS
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10 Sep 2018
Look, I'm not going to mention apophasis to make you look up rhetorical terms.
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20 Sep 2025
"Mr. Goodbar" was just the phrase blurted out by a startled-awake executive at a Branding meeting.
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20 Sep 2025
Alternative history: name revealed in a Don Draper style "Carousel" presentation. "Mr. Goodbar," he intones as he advances to the last slide, which portrays a father comforting his skinned-kneed daughter. Young exec in the back is weeping.
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1 Apr 2025
"Abominable" is a perfectly useful word, but you've so associated it with a single noun that it is effectively unusable elsewhere... and the noun is "snowman."
Would you like to use your historical do-over on this?
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7 Jan 2025
7 Jan 2025
Interesting insight on hierarchy and credentialism in the medical profession from this Chinese child's toy
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10 Apr 2024
What do you think John Doe's plans for Wrath and Envy were before he met Detective Mills?
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26 Feb 2024
"Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town. His bit is like this: he comes out, warns the crowd about a fire that has broken out backstage. Crowd applauds joke. Then, he repeats the warning! Even greater acclaim!"
"But doctor, please just treat my 3rd degree burns."
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27 Dec 2023
Over the course of a decade, and to our growing horror, we realize dogs can no longer die.
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27 Dec 2023
Not long ago, the lifespan of a dog was the length of a serious, cohabitating relationship that ends before marriage. The length of the happy years of a child's life. Now, they tick off 19 years and just keep obliviously counting.
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7 Sep 2023
If God didn't want us to fast travel, He wouldn't have created relativistic time dilation.
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31 Aug 2023
Actually, you mean Frankenstein's Monster, unless you are Vince Neil writing the lyrics to Dr. Feelgood, in which case you got it exactly, surprisingly, correct.
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24 Aug 2023
Writing "type" when you mean "typo" is the cruelest type.
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5 Aug 2023
Calling my store selling high end swivel wheels for furniture and also abstract expressionist paintings Caster and Pollocks.
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20 Jul 2023
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Holding the World on Your Shoulders Real Hahahaha Atlas Just Set it Down Like Atlas Set It on Whatever It Is You Are Standing on Haha
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13 Jul 2023
Me introducing a technique I'm sure can never be used against me: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me as my enemies immediately and effortlessly use my own technique against me: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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25 Jun 2023
<guy holding a gun to the back of my head, who is going to kill me if my tweet doesn't get 100 likes> uh, why don't you... Uh, just take another crack at that. One about George Spiders or whatever.
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20 Jun 2023
When Maiar are incarnated into Middle Earth, they don't remember much, so their bodies are covered in tattoos with useful information like Memento.
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