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Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
Jun 10
He put the cigarette out in my mouth then kissed me after with the ashes mixed into our spit
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
Jun 9
So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
Jun 8
ADAM PEARCE WITH THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST IRISH WHIP IN PRO WRESTLING HISTORY ๐ญ
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Jun 4
i hate when ppl use โ๐ญโ constantly pls be creative
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
"I can't relate to playing as a woman in God of War"
Buddy, it's not like you can relate to Kratos either. He's actually a badass.
Sit down.
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 30
I like that the Boston area has just become the one spot in the country where in the summer itโs super nice Monday through Thursday, but then Friday Saturday and Sunday is just the worst weather youโve ever seen in your life
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
NEW ENGLAND METEOR UPDATE: the space rock had a diameter of about 3 ft before it broke up. According to NASA, it was traveling at 75,000mph & broke up approximately 40 miles above Earth. The energy released equivalent to 300 tons of TNT. The boom/shaking was heard in RI, MA & CT
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 29
THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THIS WORLD STEAL YOUR WHIMSY. PROTECT YOUR WHIMSY AT ALL COST. DONโT LET THESE JOYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL YOUR MAGIC.
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 27
Young people- a warning. Jelly shoes appear to be making a comeback. As a child of the late 1900s (1983), please listen when I tell you these shoes will destroy your feet. They will tear them into smelly, unrecognizable shreds and will cut into your skin like razor blades. You will think you are the exception. You are not. May my side part never cooperate again if I am lying.
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 20
I hope y'all suck dick as good as y'all suck the fun out of everything my god
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
Studies confirm that ADHD brains struggle with object permanence beyond visual range. This is why ADHDers leave things out, keep tabs open, and resist putting things away. It is not laziness. It is a neurological survival strategy.
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 19
I'm, "video games only worked on channel 3" years old.
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 18
god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 16
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
May 17
Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
I bet y'all ain't laughing at the Amish
anymore.. they clickity, clackin right past the gas station.
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๐ธ๐ฆLaura Maz๐ฆ๐ retweeted
season 3 of the pitt starts with john shen swinging one of these around
Dunkin' is now launching its viral 48-ounce drink bucket nationwide
The bucket can be filled with iced coffee, iced lattes, and Refreshers
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