Joined July 2025
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Omg T fucking Y no one’s ever actually calls this out.
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SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A HOME he deserves so much better 🥺 /gen
Okay we’re finally for real going homeless. Goodbye communities 🥺❤️ Good bye
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Call me an idiot I thought this was fr 😭 Anyway, get quackity into the White House
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About to go live with facecam for the first time on twitch As well as announcing my next big project Can’t miss it! Only hint I’ll give is “new beginnings” Link: Twitch.tv/Vampike99
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PIKE SMP LATER TODAY YEAHHHH HEHEHHEH I CANT WAITTT
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Who wants a stream Tommorow night? What should I play? Lemme know cause I’m trying to become relevant again yk Also… might be good for you to sub to the YouTube in the next few days… For no reason…

ALT Trying Not To Laugh Season 3 GIF by The Office

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Internet hit the fan yesterday But should be back on schedule tonight!
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Hmm. I actually love this We should think of more gender-swapped curses and use them interchangeably
No longer saying “suck my dick” and instead saying “eat me out” because I’m trying to be less male centered
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When your mental state is just the entirety of the clouds mixtape… Shout-out Nate for making that masterpiece.
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Everyone say happy fucking birthday to Legend of Zelda! It for real has come out with some of the best games of all time (imo) and gotten me through my darkest times. Including Majoras mask, ocarina of time, a link between worlds, and fuck it I’m gonna say it: Hyrule warriors.
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How Can 6 dicks be pussies??
In one sentence, prove that you watched “8 mile”
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A picture with my father
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A lot of thing, hmm... Rape is one!
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Same
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What if Trump has an unverified/Private account on Truth Social where he posts *worse* Shit...
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Guys, I don't think Getting Trump out of office is enough anymore. We need to legalize weed in the constitution as repentance man
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Just realized something, "Trump" - Last name "Kamala" - First name Modern day sexism? I think so I'm not sayin call her Harris now, I'm saying let's treat em equal. Call him Donnie/Donald
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