#NewProfilePic well everyone…I am ready to show the world my face. After hiding behind an image as my profile picture, here I am! My name is Varun Stephen Purcell and I am on twitter!
🚨BREAKING🚨
Varun is listed as questionable for tonight’s Fortnite Friday. Reports are suggesting that he will be mogging, bone smashing, and looksmaxing with NYC huzz.
He said: “clav was jestermaxing at the club and it looked so peak. I have to do that immediately”
🗣️ Julian Vanbottomhorn (@DevilsgmbtFitz) when asked about SKMT - “He is a close friend of mine and a gentile porker. I one day would like to play in the same cell as Seth and make new felon teammates. I hope to be involved with insider trading”
(Via @andersoncooper)
🚨Prison Fc set to sign deranged felon @SethKeithMoham for $70 plus $10 to increase squad depth. Seth has multiple idols from prison fc like Mason greenwood, Thomas partey, and gylfi sigurosson.
🚨Prison Fc set to sign deranged felon @SethKeithMoham for $70 plus $10 to increase squad depth. Seth has multiple idols from prison fc like Mason greenwood, Thomas partey, and gylfi sigurosson.
Live from GNN: “last night was the best night ever.”
Some are comparing last night to equaling “listening to god plan by drake for the first time” and are saying “wow, those beers were good”
This has been your GNN x.com the everything app reporter, Varun
Here is one little trick you need to know to DOMINATE your bracket. According to the LBS statistics, all previous champions have the letter “i” in them. Don’t believe me? Look at the past 10 winners and come back to this thread (1/?)
EAST REGION: look out for those tigers… they are my pick for the final
WEST: those hogs look good. They are my pick
NORTH: snow vipers are a sleeper, count on them to destroy
NORTHEAST: look out for those tigers… they are my pick for the final
ROUND UP: LBS is proven and the tigers will be the safe pick. Make sure to also consider the other teams if they are better. If things don’t go well, a good rule of thumb is to say “I picked them then changed last minute” everyone will believe you
Another milestone of mine finally reached 🤩I have now surpassed 100 followers and thank you all for loving my comedic tweets 😂 to celebrate, I will be hosting a Fortnite themed shindig. I will be serving big pots and water chicken for supper 🔵💧🍗 @breckiebaby IS ATTENDING