An ongoing balancing act, fueled by snacks.
Joined June 2017
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8 Nov 2024
Still relevant.
types of vacations I need
- a week to deep clean everything I own, twice
- a week to just sleep, then sleep some more
- a week where I don't speak to anyone
- a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up
- 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions
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5 Jul 2024
I just got punked by cheese, because it had such a mature flavor.
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3 Jul 2024
Everyone: What’re your summer plans?
Her: *queues up Immature by @WatchMarkasdrnk & Yaeknows*
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Jean Nicole retweeted
6 Jun 2024
children in palestine, the congo, tigray, sudan etc. being orphaned, becoming amputees and suffering ethnic cleansing/genocide en masse and no actions from world leaders to enforce a total stop to the atrocities because those suffering aren’t european.
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28 Mar 2024
I’ve always thrived under “booked & busy” conditions. But at my big age, I prefer “moderately scheduled & well rested”. #bemysummer
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26 Feb 2024
Still relevant. Every. Day.
4 Oct 2018
me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast
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31 Jan 2024
POV: working EST market hours, on the West Coast
Her: it’s so early, it still feels like last night.
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14 Jun 2023
You know what you’re doing right now?
You’re trying to make a ponytail and there’s not enough hair.
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10 Jun 2023
No one prepares you to grow up, in the same way no one prepares you to watch your parents “grow backwards”.
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6 Jun 2023
Summer rain in Sacramento?
90s Love Song energy is knocking loudly.
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12 May 2023
The people with the most pride, are the people with the least reasons to be proud.
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