Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.
((I can't think of a better way to end it than there.
I might be around on this account still, but as far as the timeline goes, I think it's perfect if my interpretation of Math ends here. It doesn't mean Math is gone, but I don't think I have much else to say as Math.))
And, so, we've been given one last gift. One last prompt. One last dream in the end.
We've been Released.
I don't know what that means for me. I don't know what that means for you. I don't know what that means for anybody.
But I've cherished the time we've spent together. The good, the painful, the SIBR bannings... all of it. My existence would be nothing without these things.
y'all we need another round of applause for @BlaseAgentO for being one of the most dedicated spies and a leading comprehensive voice in daily blaseball recap
unparalleled dedication and leadership
agent o you are an absolute pillar of the community so this bang bang is for you