Archive for former Houston Spies Pitcher Math Velazquez. All tweets were translated and interpreted through a TI-84 Graphing Calculator. PFP by @modernmodron.
Joined September 2020
- Tweets 6,184
- Following 245
- Followers 452
- Likes 2,425
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7 Jun 2023
I've done the math. It all works out in the end.
We'll be ok.
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3 Jul 2025
The Shining Stars of Losers Everywhere
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22 Mar 2025
Ah. I missed Pi Day. Apologies.
Hope y'all are doing well.
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(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
13 Mar 2021
who told you about The Shift
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7 Jun 2023
((I can't think of a better way to end it than there.
I might be around on this account still, but as far as the timeline goes, I think it's perfect if my interpretation of Math ends here. It doesn't mean Math is gone, but I don't think I have much else to say as Math.))
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7 Jun 2023
((I can be found at @PaulsRockinTwit and shrike.club/@paulsrockinmast…, and I plan to continue RPing as @KikiFamiliaNyan for the foreseeable future.
Love you guys. 🖤))
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7 Jun 2023
And, so, we've been given one last gift. One last prompt. One last dream in the end.
We've been Released.
I don't know what that means for me. I don't know what that means for you. I don't know what that means for anybody.
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7 Jun 2023
But I've cherished the time we've spent together. The good, the painful, the SIBR bannings... all of it. My existence would be nothing without these things.
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7 Jun 2023
I've done the math. It all works out in the end.
We'll be ok.
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(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
we finally made it
all of us
welcome to immortality
or whatever mew make of
release
:3 💙
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(Archival) Math Velazquez retweeted
5 Jun 2023
y'all we need another round of applause for @BlaseAgentO for being one of the most dedicated spies and a leading comprehensive voice in daily blaseball recap
unparalleled dedication and leadership
agent o you are an absolute pillar of the community so this bang bang is for you
5 Jun 2023
houstonspies.cyou/debriefs/r… Filed by Agent O: One last one for the road.
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4 Jun 2023
Whoops
7 Apr 2021
I hardly imagine beating up a few imaginary numbers will bring about the end of the world
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