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2 May 2022
the measure of a good vacuum is how good it suck’s ur cock. the cleaning is nice feature but not mandatory ..
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Been listening to ##iceman …. gets me so sweaty knowing what Drake…. Nevermind
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you have autism,, therefore you have autism … ..
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give me two honey packs and i’ll stretch her out to at least 5 feet #metgala
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well done! !!going to use this as outfit inspo for the me and the wife’s next swingers trip to jamaica #metgala
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do i prime my little butt up with natural lubricant every night for my bored apes to ravage?? ?yeah… .. i guess you could say i “take crypto””
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fireplace is lit,, taxes done ,wife getting rammed by the bull….. ….. ..time to hunker down with my new favorite genre …… . ..
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furiously #gooning to the dark knight to the point of delirium…. .. my favorite part is when the jonkler says “why so penis”” to the batman …… . .
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Once mistook anaphylactic shock for getting the PGIM Jennison Health Sciences Fund stuck in my asshole and then electrocuting my balls with a cattle prod…. .. never again ….. …. .
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ah crap you think that’s bad ? ?this is like the time i mistook anaphylactic shock for getting the PGIM Jennison Health Sciences Fund stuck in my asshole and then electrocuting my balls with a cattle prod…. .. freakin sweet … .
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say gex……. … …. .. u read that as “gay sex”” didn’t you ,,,,, that makes you a homosexual in my book …. .
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thinking of writing my first novella ,, called “Straight dad Gay dad”….. .. where it dissects the young hustler pimp mentality of having a homosexual father … .,,
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it’s really hard to read “Rich dad Poor dad “” when it’s completely covered in CUM
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