Prince William singing and dancing to Sweet Caroline was not on my 2026 Bingo Card. He is the fun Prince! 🫶🏼🤴🏼

Oh how the mighty have fallen. There was a time when Prince Harry would have been sitting courtside, front and center, surrounded by A-listers. Now he’s relegated to the 8th row, barely noticed. The difference? Meghan Markle. Since marrying her, Harry has gone from one of the most popular royals in the world to an afterthought, a footnote. No royal duties, no influence, no respect and no seat of significance. Just another celebrity wannabe trying to stay relevant. What a spectacular fall from grace.

Harry needs to lay off the …

Why didn’t the dweeb bring his son to the game? Archie is at a perfect age to enjoy a pro-basketball game. Opportunity of a lifetime for a kid. What a l0ser father he is turning out to be.

WHAT? No Meghan? Harry, your desperation is palpable. You make it so obvious that you’re jealous of your brother. On the very day Trooping the Colour dominates headlines, you just had to stage a public appearance at an event you have absolutely no connection to. The Wales were front-page news and apparently you couldn’t stand not being part of the conversation. The difference is that William doesn’t need publicity stunts to get attention. He gets it because of who he is and the role he serves. Harry, meanwhile spends his time chasing cameras and competing in a rivalry that exists only in his own head.

His Royal Highness The Duke of Kent is the ultimate G.O.A.T. 📲

Indeed.

But of course he does. He’s worse than a toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of Target!

Did I hear this correctly? Are these shoes Meghan wore in her latest lame video called, Catherine?

Beautiful, brushed hair.

If fake had a face

So let me get this straight… Meghan has no problem posting someone else’s child, face fully visible, to her millions of followers. Yet when it comes to her own children, we get carefully staged photos of the backs of their heads. At the same time, she lectures the public about children’s privacy, online safety and the dangers of social media. Which is it, Meghan? If children deserve privacy, then that principle should apply to all children, not just the ones you’re strategically using to create mystery, headlines and clicks. The hypocrisy is astounding! She preaches one thing while practicing another. And let’s not forget, this is the same woman who repeatedly scolds the public about sharing children’s images online, yet continues to monetize and publicize her own family whenever it suits her narrative. Apparently, children’s privacy only matters when it’s convenient.

The forced kiss on that child’s head! Why does she have to constantly impose herself on everyone.

We know it’s not his Meghan, at least not with you. We see what you did there. God! Are you in high school???

BREAKING: Meghan Markle and the surrogate children reportedly won’t be joining Prince Harry in the UK next month, according to Meghan’s mouthpiece, People Magazine. Harry says he wants his children connected to their British roots, yet year after year they remain thousands of miles away. Again, Meghan won. So once again, the Whinger Prince will be making the trip alone while Meghan stays in California scheming & plotting her next big move.

Now that Elon Musk is a trillionaire, Meghan Markle has just one question: “Well… is he nice?” Because if he wasn’t kind, it just didn’t seem like it would make sense. 😌

Nothing Harry does is a surprise anymore. The magic he had a decade ago is long gone. Every appearance is scripted, staged and tailored to his wife’s agenda. Once again, he’s broadcasting from the Montecito Olive Garden, pretending another carefully choreographed cameo with the same Meghan-approved script, is somehow groundbreaking. 🥱

Although we all wish this were true, Meghan isn’t abandoning her golden goose just yet. She’ll keep squeezing every last egg out of Harry until a bigger, wealthier goose comes along. Why would she? He’s the source of her title, relevance and access. The connections, the headlines, the money, he’s still her ticket. She’s not giving that up without a better offer.

Uh oh!! Well what do we have here? Who’s the racist now!?

Meghan! Will you please stop wearing ugly-ass shoes! Signed, Everyone