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The spring issue of VICE magazine is yours to pre order now.
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For my sins, I put on 27 of the bands mentioned here.
Worst still I DJed with a further 9.
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So, here it is: the definitive timeline of what hipsters were soundtracking their lives with between 2000 and 2014 (even if they’ll now tell you otherwise), beginning at the dawn of electroclash and terminating in Future Islands’ performance of “Seasons (Waiting on You)” on Letterman in the summer of that final year, which always felt like an elegy to something more than one funny little man’s on-off love affair. vice.com/en/article/the-rise…
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What happens to the tribute drones once they’ve finished paying their respects to the beloved dead? Are the Antoni Gaudí drones playing cards with the Captain Tom drones in some purgatorial warehouse right now? Or have they been reassigned to the mechanized death machine? As we speak, Gaudí’s beard could be vaporizing a battalion of Houthi pirates while Captain Tom’s famous zimmer frame carries out a suicide strike on a Russian oil refinery
Jun 10
Antoni Gaudí looking on the completed and blessed Tower of Jesus Christ in approval.
Well done, Barcelona!
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I’d better cancel that operation to get my third nipple removed. No, even better, I’m going to find a doctor who’s prepared to surgically graft it onto my face like Marilyn Monroe’s beauty spot. I guess she really did forecast our current cultural moment when she said: “Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring”
Jun 11
Clav, whether meaning to or not, has entered a second era of showing us that the qualities that we think make us busted are often actually what make us beautifully distinct. Without them, we’re just bland.
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some yes, some no vice.com/en/article/the-rise…
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Hipster music would be LCD Soundsystem, Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, MGMT, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The xx, The Strokes, The Shins, Modest Mouse, Passion Pit, Fleet Foxes, Phoenix, Beach House, The National, TV on the Radio, Deerhunter, and some others.
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So, here it is: the definitive timeline of what hipsters were soundtracking their lives with between 2000 and 2014 (even if they’ll now tell you otherwise), beginning at the dawn of electroclash and terminating in Future Islands’ performance of “Seasons (Waiting on You)” on Letterman in the summer of that final year, which always felt like an elegy to something more than one funny little man’s on-off love affair. vice.com/en/article/the-rise…
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Here's an article for them: vice.com/en/article/the-rise…
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Starting a thread for people who worked at #americanapparel in the 2010s. You really had to be there
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Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, the new issue of VICE features the first ever review from one of AI Homer's live shows—and an interview with the phenom himself. The identity of the reviewer?
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i wish muse wasnt so corny bc ive had the homer starlight cover on repeat for 24 hours (and they do have some bangers…)
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It's one of the world’s most infamous advocates for AI. It's... AI Nick Land: vice.com/en/article/ai-nick-…
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Adam Curtis thinks that it might be. Don't shout at us till you've got the full context: his 6,000-word interview with @deankissick, pulled from the pages of the spring 2026 issue of VICE magazine for your reading pleasure: vice.com/en/article/leaving-…
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Buy or subscribe, whichever you think best vice.com/en/article/introduc…
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Though Americans know nothing about football, these “soccer” fans are right to suggest that the U.S. has the best ultras in the world. After all, there was a secret CIA program dedicated to creating them running all through the 1950s and 60s. Due to ticket prices it looks like there’s hardly going to be anyone at this summer’s World Cup, besides one or two mind-control victims in the crowd awaiting activation. Their trigger phrase could be something like “We support the U.S.,” but, judging by this video, they won’t be able to hear it over the sound of hot dog wrappers swirling around the empty stadium and vultures screaming in the skies overhead, waiting for another player to collapse with heatstroke
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Immediately after reading about the financial difficulties faced by “the world’s richest cat,” I saw a tweet (now deleted) suggesting that, in the future, Palantir will force us all to choose between two jobs: DJ or model—and that everyone else will be liquidated. Well, Choupette’s already through with fashion (Her $3 million-a-year feline modeling career slowed when the legendary designer was no longer there to “direct campaigns”). And this week it was announced that Juno Download is no more. So I’m just glad Karl Lagerfeld’s not here to witness what’s coming next
Today Choupette is broke and living off the kindness of Karl Lagerfeld's former housekeeper trib.al/B4kOeVU 🔗
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The Jonestown Massacre proves that it’s true, you can kill 900 people, but you can’t kill an idea, especially if that idea is consuming a potentially lethal Kool-Aid concoction because all your friends are doing it. A 380 gram pineapple jar sugar rush will have you channelling the spirit of cult leader Jim Jones: “There is no Heaven up there, so we’re going to have to make Heaven down here. Dat bih gah”
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It's this week's RATED AND SLATED: vice.com/en/article/clavicul…
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what is it about bright colors that hoodwinks Americans into poor health decisions?
Kool-Aid Pineapples are taking over TikTok as creators soak pineapple spears in Kool-Aid and sugar to turn them neon red, pink, or blue
A full jar of spears can contain roughly the same amount of sugar as nine cans of Coke
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there are worse things than the Kool-Aid pineapples: vice.com/en/article/the-demo…
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